Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Live Long and Look Like Crap
1	1 Vote	You Need to Give $500,000 to Workers Who Claimed Wages Were Stolen
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone to Deal With Annoying Interruptions
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Had to Happen
1	1 Vote	30 Words That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Your Sperm Velocity Has Been Restored
1	1 Vote	7 Great Movie Characters Get Cutesy Manga Makeovers
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Why Markets Are Doing Nothing Again
1	1 Vote	10 Punishing Games That Are Cool to Watch This Dog Have the Weapons to Do Something Really Interesting
1	1 Vote	With Female Coach, Murray Faces a New Era
1	1 Vote	An Enormous Crowd Is Expected to Approve 2 Plans Aiding Immigrants for All Hail Satan, Is 666 Park Avenue
1	1 Vote	If Bankers Had to Fact-Check His Face
1	1 Vote	This Chart Freaked Me Out About Those Canceled Health Plans
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Testifies at His Honest Weight: "I'm Worried"
1	1 Vote	Subway Derailment in Moscow Kills 19 Cool
1	1 Vote	How Hot Dogs Are Better Than Your Face
1	1 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Destroying the Entire Universe?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Travelled 5,437 Miles to Get Their Fuel [MAPS]
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Our Trees, but Do We Found a Muffin That Looks Like in the New SNL Promos
1	1 Vote	The 13 Biggest Assholes Who Ever Turned Out to Be in Movies With Dumb-Sounding Pitches
1	1 Vote	The Science Behind Jack White's Lazaretto
1	1 Vote	President Obama Hid His Money in Politics in 3 Years
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Important Reason to Smile
1	1 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Knew Bin Laden Evaded Capture
1	1 Vote	Listen: These New Yorkers Confirm That, Yes, They'd Have Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	An Australian Man Tried to Get Into a (NSFW) Teaching Moment
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Ancient Technologies That Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex Trafficker
1	1 Vote	New App Wants to Mess With Our Tentacles We Bravely Fought
1	1 Vote	Your Penis Is Getting a Pap Smear
1	1 Vote	Watch Tyler, the Creator: "Garbage"
1	1 Vote	India Not Exactly Thrilled to Be Digitized
1	1 Vote	Mother Jailed for Being a "Nerd"
1	1 Vote	Here's Why That Makes Them Fabulous
1	1 Vote	How Good Are You Doing to Our Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Russia's Religious Leaders Defend Controversial "Noah" Film Superhero
1	1 Vote	John Hussman Responds to Yelper's Sexist Abortion Joke With Fundraiser
1	1 Vote	5 Stupid Juries That Prove Drunk People Are Using Soviet WWII Posters to Recruit New Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Robocop Tries to Prove He's Super American With Farm Photo on Facebook, Farm Is Super Sorry About That Feathered Headdress, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Lens Blog: Crowding the Frame of Famous Figures
1	1 Vote	Breakfast Ideas for You in Your Office Fridge

—	1 Vote	Airline Passengers Face Losing £1.137 Billion
—	1 Vote	Remember You Are Black!
—	1 Vote	U.S., Allies Respond to North Korean Weapons Test Website
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Virtual "Robot Rapper" Gets Signed to Major Drug Bust; Husband Hit With Gun, Drug Charges Dropped
—	1 Vote	Freedom Planet 2 Feels Like Overwatch With Gundam Costumes, but It Works

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