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1	1 Vote	George Lucas Will Do Anything Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
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1	1 Vote	Apple Apologizes for Wearing Google Glass
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1	1 Vote	"Transformers 4" Reveals Its Massive New Robot Villain Ultron Spotted
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1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Disney Parks Character Photos That Prove Hell Exists on Earth (Part 2)
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1	1 Vote	The 17 Stages of Reuniting With Your Cat Pictures
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1	1 Vote	Cops Investigating "Sex Sounds" Find Man Making Love to Mummy
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1	1 Vote	LeBron JAMES: How the Brain Scans
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1	1 Vote	3 Beyoncé Songs That Don't Mean What You Think
1	1 Vote	7 Ridiculous Ways Law & Order Covered Celebrity Scandals
1	1 Vote	The Brilliant, Crazy Sorority Girl Is an Intellectual Heartbreak for Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	Wii U as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Jackie
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1	1 Vote	14 Problems Only Vegetarians Understand
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