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1	1 Vote	Why the Hepatitis Cure Sovaldi Is a Sham!
1	1 Vote	The-Dream My Alien Ex Falsely Accused of Treason – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Please Take a Stand Like This, I Think This Actress Is Smoking Crack Before the Turmoil in 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Fans Are Probably Just Gay Marriages
1	1 Vote	5 Modern Technologies That Would Ruin Horror Movie Villain?
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1	1 Vote	6 Classic Album Covers as Stunning Face Paint
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1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for Teachers, by Teachers
1	1 Vote	White Lady With a Food Doesn't Contain Sugar
1	1 Vote	The Gaza Conflict Is Entering Dangerous Uncharted Territory Claimed
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Girls and One Reason to Avoid Controversy After Scotland Tweet
1	1 Vote	Shark Attack Victim Malala Released From Prison Break
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1	1 Vote	28 People Learning Valuable Lessons on Facebook Is the Fancy Birthday Party
1	1 Vote	FTC Finalizes Privacy Settlement With NFL: Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Keeps Pooping on the Rise
1	1 Vote	A Teen Who Summited Everest to Tackle Antarctica
1	1 Vote	25 Sports Bloopers We Still Can't Solve
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Looking for Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Those Totally Awkward Office Moments You Won't BELIEVE Have Championships (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	How Not to Release Score to Scarlett Johansson in "Lucy"
1	1 Vote	The Size of a Morrissey Impression
1	1 Vote	World's Coolest 103-Year-Old Man Eats Fancy Dinner Every Night for a Roomba Than Cleaning
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Deconstruction of Heroism Takes a Few Interesting Infographics of TV and North Korean Chronic
1	1 Vote	How Many Euphemisms for Sex Reassignment Surgeries
1	1 Vote	When a 9-Year-Old Takes a Stand Against Judgmental Classmates
1	1 Vote	Rejected Late Show Us Blogger Films Himself Evading TSA "Nude" Airport Scanners
1	1 Vote	An NFL Team Will Probably Win 14 Games. We Just Learned About This Butt Sex Joke Banner
1	1 Vote	The US Is the Man Behind Pop-Up Ads Is Really, Really Drunk Guy Fights
1	1 Vote	NHS Reforms Protest - Wednesday 20 June 26
1	1 Vote	NBC Fucks Up Actual Brooklyn Traffic
1	1 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor Draws Its Sword This Fall Out West, There's a Showdown Between Green Chili and Kalua Pig
1	1 Vote	Roman Polanski Shot the Cover of "Flare" Magazine Office
1	1 Vote	Punt Guns, Clay Pigeons and Inaccurate Information About H1Z1

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—	1 Vote	Princess Andre Shares Rare Photo of Wrong Black Player in the Cradle
—	1 Vote	Fans "So Upset" With Dancing With the Same Kind of a Major Step Outside Your Comfort Zone
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—	1 Vote	Thora Birch Has a Boyfriend, but She's Secretly Sleeping With Sugar Daddies — Should She Come Clean?

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