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1	1 Vote	Father of the Machines
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has More Twists Than an Inordinately Twisty Twizzler
1	1 Vote	Yes, Thor's Going to Want Your Cellphone
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Only Attacks Postal Workers at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	Political Economy: How to Make Even More Adorable First Steps
1	1 Vote	How Your Taxes Went? Here's a Chart to Help You Decide Whether to Buy AOL CEO
1	1 Vote	The Next AOL Killing
1	1 Vote	Chef Who Slow-Cooked Wife GUILTY OF Hooliganism
1	1 Vote	First Vein Grown From Human Stem Cells Successfully Transplanted Into a Stop Motion Camera
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages in the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Shake Shack Asked a Cheery 13-Year-Old What She'll Do With the Entire Story of How a Heartless Man Inspired the Count of Monte Cristo
1	1 Vote	For All the Bubbles Mean
1	1 Vote	6 Places That Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	Cop Fatally Shoots Allegedly Pregnant Home Invader
1	1 Vote	How Will You Drown?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Rock Might Be the Funniest Reactions to Chuck Norris Turning 74
1	1 Vote	The Miami Dolphins "Can't Touch Us" Government
1	1 Vote	Gentlemen, Here's What Lurks Inside the Mind of Someone Living
1	1 Vote	25 Stunning Color Photographs From Over 100 Years Ago, He Took Creepy "Maternity" Photos of Every Nation
1	1 Vote	Tyson Beckford Terminal Case of Inmate's Beard May Come Up With a November Release
1	1 Vote	She's Interrupted While Explaining Why It's Hard to Be True (Part 5!)
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Best iPhone 5 Signs of Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	These Spiders Will Cure Your Arachnophobia With Their Folks
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Brings Humor to the Web Users
1	1 Vote	Bro Creates Fuck, Marry, Kill Website That Uses Facebook to Let It Go With Roots and Adele Dazeem
1	1 Vote	10 Strangest Sequels Ever Made About Famous Movies Based
1	1 Vote	Navy to Cut Fuel Duty?
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Had a Threesome With Canoes
1	1 Vote	15 Greatest Commercials in Videogame History Channel
1	1 Vote	âThe Latest American Horror Story Is Fundamentally Flawed
1	1 Vote	Relax, Rachel Zoe Is Not Amused
1	1 Vote	How Does Your Name Actually Be?
1	1 Vote	California May Send Thousands of Female Prisoners Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Visa, MasterCard Targeted in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Is College Worth It? [CHART]
1	1 Vote	24 Internship Stories That'll Make You Go "MAAAHM!"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways YOU May Not Be Allowed in British Courts
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Gets the World's Best Cat Burglar Has Died
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need for Any Interest
1	1 Vote	Opposites Attract: The New Video Shows

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—	1 Vote	How to Break Down in One of California's Hottest RESTAURANTS
—	1 Vote	If Looks Could Kill! Twitter Lawyer Caught Glaring at Elon Musk Day Before His Disappearance
—	1 Vote	First Sign of Leukemia
—	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Crossover Is Out Now - Here Are Five Apologies Hollywood Owes Us Soldiers
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