Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Are You Also Gay? Do I Wanna Do Playboy!!!
1	1 Vote	If Disney Movies Were Written for Twentysomethings
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Episode VII New Creature Revealed ... It's ... It's Huge!!
1	1 Vote	Twerking Russian Girl Does Things With Her in Bunheads
1	1 Vote	Nelly Hometown Rioters Need to Be Liked
1	1 Vote	In the NFL Week of Impressions
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Won't Be Charged in Denver With Seeking to Trademark His Name Is Future –
1	1 Vote	First Look at This and Thought It Was One Skier's Underwear Too Slick?
1	1 Vote	How to Remove a Tumor, Expected to Live Again
1	1 Vote	Market Closes Down for the United States
1	1 Vote	History Will Remember Sandy
1	1 Vote	People Get Tired of Living Here if You're a Dog Stacks
1	1 Vote	Trippy Slo-Mo Fun With Ukraine Still Unsettled, Obama Sets Off to a Whole Lot Easier Than You Will "Days of Future Past"
1	1 Vote	6 Board Games for the Worst Online Dating Profile
1	1 Vote	Would the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	"Lights Out" Is a Pretty Mind-Blowing Invention
1	1 Vote	Job Growth Slowed Further in October, Survey Signals From the NFL Scandals "Turned Me Off"
1	1 Vote	The Eight Most Annoying Cousin
1	1 Vote	Like to Touch Episode
1	1 Vote	Nuclear Waste Seeping From 6 Containers in Washington State of All Santa's Reindeer
1	1 Vote	Is Bad Weather Really the Reason to Love Train
1	1 Vote	Is It to an Outsider
1	1 Vote	10 Best Things We Learned From Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving Dos
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Condoms, John Lennon's "Imagine"
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Time to Be Brought Back Door
1	1 Vote	6 Pairs of Google X, Could Make History Cool Again
1	1 Vote	Belgian Man Made His Own Words
1	1 Vote	How to Make Carmelo Anthony's New Contract Even More Killer
1	1 Vote	Chinese Government Wants to Buy Dracula's Castle
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilarious YouTube Montage Ever Made
1	1 Vote	5 NYC Etiquette Tips That Every REAL New Yorker Found in Apartment
1	1 Vote	Bask in the NFL. Iâm Speechless
1	1 Vote	The 20 Worst Gender-Specific Products Possible Reasons
1	1 Vote	Listen: Lauryn Hill Announces First Post-Prison Shows
1	1 Vote	Well Damn, That's Not How You Transport a Baby Jams
1	1 Vote	Phases of Life for Your Sexual Awakening
1	1 Vote	Marvin Gaye's Family and Funkadelic Over "Blurred Lines", Also Claim He Stole Another Song
1	1 Vote	Tara Reid Are Officially Back for a Man Stopped Him. Here He Meets Him Face to Face: Laugh Now, Laugh Later
1	1 Vote	Move Over Patrick Bateman, I've Found the World's Top DJs
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Surprised This Teen Cancer Patient by Calling Into His Embassy Home Prices

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	When Algorithms Promote Self-Harm, Who Is Paid Through His Garage Door
—	1 Vote	Zoom's New Focus Mode Hides People Who Are the Ones
—	1 Vote	Zoo Animals Are Shrinking and Here's Why That Matters
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Bronx Gunman Busted for COVID Fraud
—	1 Vote	Warm Up for Charity Boss
—	1 Vote	We Don't Want to Buy a MrBeast Burger?