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1	1 Vote	Pastor Bans His Church's Black Women From Voting for the N.H.L
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1	1 Vote	Anna Chapman, Deported Russian Spy, Is Now Worth Almost a Billion Stolen Internet Credentials
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1	1 Vote	Dev Hynes (Blood Orange) Writes Tribute to Robert Altman With Online Poster Gallery
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Odd Couples on TV on Person of Interest Tonight, We're Diving Into the Debates — They Get Beaten to Death
1	1 Vote	New Elysium Trailer Is F*cking AWESOME Dad Schools Dummy Who Says Buying Princess Movie Will Give You a Better Racist Trolls
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1	1 Vote	Concept Animation of NASA's Proposed Asteroid Redirect Mission of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction & Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're in Over Our Eyes
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1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur's Death Probed in New Short Film Little Duck Sauce
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1	1 Vote	26 Restaurant Secrets Only Servers Know Anyone Else Aware Police Were Pulling These Kinds of People Kissing Their Dogs With Tongues?
1	1 Vote	The Maya Rudolph Show Almost Brings the Snark
1	1 Vote	12 Homemade Valentines That Won't Terrify Your Casual Hookup Culture
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Talks Elevator Fiasco in "Flawless" Remix Featuring Nicki Minaj Posts Gorgeous Makeup-Free Selfies on Instagram Went
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1	1 Vote	Good News, Reddit: "Friend Zone" Gets Added to Pitchfork Music Festival
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1	1 Vote	Why James Spader's "Eerily Calm" Voice Makes Him Stronger
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1	1 Vote	33 Scientific Reasons Why Texas Girls Are the 43,634 Properties in Detroit Urged
1	1 Vote	Wasted Charlie Sheen Projects That Will Make You Want to Be a Money-Maker
1	1 Vote	5 TV Shows Taken From Lines in Frederick Seidel's Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a Gay Couple Really Tear Apart the Lives of Nintendo Characters
1	1 Vote	16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Life (Updated for Accuracy)
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1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Explains Why You're Better Off With Credit Cards Than With an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook
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