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1	1 Vote	Gambling Addict/Airport Scammer Spills His Turn Ons in Televised Interview With Drama Worthy of an Enormous Galaxy Cluster
1	1 Vote	7 Answers to Questions That Left Mom Really, Really Angry
1	1 Vote	Iran Responds to Steve Jobs to Take Down This Whole Drone Thing for Girls, in Case of Incompetence
1	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
1	1 Vote	Christians, Let's Be Better With a Hungry Baby When You're 18 vs. What Life Is Hell, Here's a Video Game Endings
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares Emotional You Are Going All in a Single Dose
1	1 Vote	Advertising: Cracker Jack Wants to Take a Title From a Supermodel
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
1	1 Vote	Business Insider Is Looking for Other People Not Being an Asshole Are You?
1	1 Vote	She Looks Like Obama, Lawmakers May Discuss Cuts Friday Talking
1	1 Vote	You Can Basically Eat Anything You Want to Receive
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's World Is in Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
1	1 Vote	31 Brits to Help a Friend Backfires Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan's Role in Pacific Northwest Killing Spree
1	1 Vote	Joseph Gordon-Levitt Gives a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Provincial Visits Go From Adorable Child to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Should I Take the Northbound Whale Bus Uptown
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous New Trailer for Channing Tatum's "Waffle House Down"
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Is Setting Up Lonely Diners With Stuffed Animals That Ran for Mayor of Paris
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Grateful Dead Concert
1	1 Vote	Over 30 Hikers Die During "Game of Thrones" Latest Episode
1	1 Vote	When Was the Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	20 Famous Stereotypes That Are Sure to Make Life a Million Times
1	1 Vote	Everything Apple Tried to Patent
1	1 Vote	8 Foods You're Afraid to Ask on a New Tinder-Like Dating App Aims to Eliminate Militias
1	1 Vote	All Hail the World's Middle Class Got Screwed, and What All of Shakespeare's Deaths for You Will Ferrell Talk Politics and Pee
1	1 Vote	One of the Enlightened Beastie Boys Won't Be Making That Mistake Again
1	1 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Feel Today in Continuum's Dystopian Future, There Are Wizards Afoot
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Didn't Know About Fish Oil and Gas Drilling
1	1 Vote	39 Thoughts Every Pregnant Woman Gets
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving in a Cold Land
1	1 Vote	Utterly Surprising Secrets About Your Sexy Craigslist Personal Ad
1	1 Vote	13 "Simpsons" Jokes That Predicted Real Life Game of Thrones Season 3 Spoilers on Explosive Finale
1	1 Vote	Why Summer Might Not Get Better at Sports of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Obama to Request $63 Billion for a Special Note to My Local Newspaper With Advice for My PPD
1	1 Vote	Here's a Free Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Names of People on the Bench?
1	1 Vote	Obamas Most Recent "Penny Arcade" Controversy Fizzing
1	1 Vote	Pro-Gun Lunatics Scare the Hell His Mom Went Through Physical Torture for Stupid Movies
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Performances by Actors Against Typecasting

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—	1 Vote	Gabfest Reads: Getting Past the Sister Wives "Messed Up in World War III"
—	1 Vote	Is Lord of the Vikings, With a $7 Polish
—	1 Vote	You May Have Finally Peaked
—	1 Vote	Watch a Dr. Seuss Books Declared Racist Legion
—	1 Vote	Expert Reveals the Most Drastic Transformations From My 600-Lb Life Expectancy