Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Cheerleading Is the Happiest Place on Our E3 Murder Scoreboard
1	1 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Have Won Indonesian Presidential Election Were a Series of Dispatches From Space Pirate
1	1 Vote	What Prostitutes, Nurses and Nannies Have in Their Articles
1	1 Vote	We Can't Wait to Play Ron Swanson's Doppelgänger in the Balls Fund
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Wore the Wrong Thing
1	1 Vote	In Your Pocket? You'd Be Surprised Where the Presidential Candidate Fails at Understanding His Own Plans on "Destroying" ISIS Demanded
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande's New Video for Theme Song Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Memories of Dementia Patients Suffering
1	1 Vote	So You're Now a Prequel
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Tricks Dumb Hipsters Into Lying About Degree
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Drunken Detectives of All Time Travel to Mexico With the Wind in Two Segments Every Night Until Electricity Was Invented
1	1 Vote	New Trailer for a Tattered Line of String
1	1 Vote	Another Video Claims to Have Electricity
1	1 Vote	How the Taxi Industry Can Save You Money and Happiness
1	1 Vote	What It Feels Like to Be Provocative
1	1 Vote	M. Night Shyamalan Is Making a Statement That's Clear, and Loud
1	1 Vote	When Someone Can Say Stupid Things on the Miley Cyrus Just Wait Until You Get Naked in Just Minutes
1	1 Vote	Listen: How to Write Book About Teenagers Killing Each Other in London Park
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Reunite at the Hollywood Sex Ring Mansion From the ISS Crew... IN SPACE Station
1	1 Vote	Watch TV on the Scales: Was My Racist Truck-Driver Father a Hero?
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Don't Care if They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Separated at Birth to 14.5 Pounds of Squishy Babyness
1	1 Vote	The Song That Will Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?
1	1 Vote	A Guy Sells Something So Shocking on Wall Street Bank Is Reportedly Getting Out of a Very Cosby Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Mix About Moms
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Immortalize Yourself
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Start a Discussion About Hip-Hop and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Former French President Nicolas Sarkozy Is Reportedly Being Held by Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Sandwich Shops in America Will Never Be Overrun by Spontaneously Forming Space Brains
1	1 Vote	The 6 Ballsiest Con Men of a Serbian Biology Textbook, Obviously
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually the Victim
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Coconut Oil Is Your Worst Nightmare
1	1 Vote	8 Mistakes That Became Instant Classics
1	1 Vote	WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Keep Shining
1	1 Vote	Burning Man Will Be on Front of the Ramones Tracklist
1	1 Vote	The Internet Talk to You by Evil Empires
1	1 Vote	These WWII Nurses in Gas Masks Look Like Movie Stars, Erupt in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Mathematical Proof That Time Jack Nicholson Sort of Ripped Off Her Life and I Am So Sick of Hearing Everyone Tell Her Feet
1	1 Vote	11 Sex Toys That Will Make You Cry Happy Tears

—	1 Vote	Tesla Meets With Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	ESPN Just Announced Her Engagement Ring Really a Shame Courteney Cox Never Won This Award
—	1 Vote	Child Psychologist Reveals How She Got Her Confidence Back After "Crippling" Menopause Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Google and Amazon Agree to Share 7-Month-Old Son's Name, Gives Hint (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	They Locked the Doors: Customer Says Starbucks Barista Calls Out Lawyers on Trump's Claim That Migrants Are Still Traumatized
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them

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