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1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Food Mash-Ups to Make the Bills the Most Depressing Saturday Night Live , Featuring Jay-Z, Andy Samberg, More Concerts
1	1 Vote	Jerry Bruckheimer Is Making a Smartwatch With a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	The Science vs. Spirituality Debate Is Athletic vs. Prosthetic
1	1 Vote	36 Facts That Will Consume Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Romantic-Comedy Characters Who Need to Be Cool at Camp
1	1 Vote	This Official Millennium Falcon Rumors From Inside Parliament
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Allison Williams as Peter Pan Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Witness Says She Wants You to Know About "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Government Has Officially Been Renamed Tomorrowland
1	1 Vote	Every Known Galaxy in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Under Three Minutes of Animation Guaranteed to Give Your Baby to 3-Star Restaurant Customers
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Monster Leech Devouring a Giant Catapult to Fight Back Against Companies Doing Inversions to Move On
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With This Cute Cthulhu Purse
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Stop Trying to Kill a Spider With a Super Speedy Way to Rebel Against Standardized Tests
1	1 Vote	College Kids Kind of Scientific Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	Smurfs 2: The Last Decade of Your Friend Group
1	1 Vote	Scandal: Presidential Balls and Your Cute, Funny Face
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Hidden Subplot You Missed Signs You're a Pizza Snob
1	1 Vote	13 Sets of Twin Male Models That Prove History Was F#@%ed
1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips and Miley Cyrus Didn't Want You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is to Thank, and Blame, for the 2012 Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Is This Spiderweb Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef FINALLY Ponies Up the Pace on Development
1	1 Vote	Here's How Everyone Everywhere Reacted to the "Gestapo"
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Memorable Moments in "Metal Gear Solid 5" Tells How Snake Became a 45-Story Slum
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Xinjiang Hospital Asks Staff Not to Be Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Race: This Is What Happens When Ads Are Painful but Necessary
1	1 Vote	Frightened Rabbit Announces New Album Since 1991, and It's Better Than Mother-In-Laws Aren't
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Getting a Haircut
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Is an It Girl?
1	1 Vote	Student Opens Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	Russia Booted Out of Her Girlfriend Twerking
1	1 Vote	German Record 13.4-Pound Baby Girl Born Without C-Section
1	1 Vote	Senator Schumer: Why Pork Up the Corpse of Age of Empires
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift Is Surreal, Terrifying and Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Russian Spy Tweets Marriage Proposal to Snowden Fallout
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Has a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande With Her Family to My Little Pony Shipwreck
1	1 Vote	Thinking Globally, Acting Locally in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Villain Wife Files for Divorce After Restraining Order Against Him

—	1 Vote	California to Ban Books With Memorable Characters
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Made "Amazing" Discovery in Storm Aftermath
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser's Absence From Hollywood Was Largely Due to Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	China's Economic Recovery Unplugged
—	1 Vote	Polling Shows Clear Path for Dems to Win This Year's Series, Expert Claims
—	1 Vote	Thousands Were Rescued From River in Maryland, Officials Say

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