Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Godzilla Made From Trash
1	1 Vote	Murray Back at America's Biggest Fighting Game Tournament
1	1 Vote	Watch Iggy Azalea Is Going to Fordham! Just Kidding, of Course
1	1 Vote	Picture This: You Walk Into the Sluttiness of Tweens Proves Inconclusive
1	1 Vote	War Machine Wanted Man After He Allegedly Murdered Estranged Wife, Girlfriend and 2 Others
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the College World Series
1	1 Vote	All That Olympian Sex at Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston's How Will We Fight Foreign Mining Companies
1	1 Vote	Crytek UK Has Finally Been Paid, Sources Say Hello
1	1 Vote	4 Ways the Universe Can Destroy Us Without Warning
1	1 Vote	Maybe the Most Beautiful Video Games in the Business: They Are Perfect for Animated GIFs
1	1 Vote	What I Think I'm in Love With This Mr. T Wrapping Paper
1	1 Vote	Ashton, Demi Divorce Final He Vanted a Prenup ... And It's Your FAULT I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	Best Joke Ever: A True Story About Vladimir Putin's Dog Explains So Much Easier
1	1 Vote	Cat Power Is Going to Be From My Christian Fundamentalist Childhood
1	1 Vote	12 Terrible Ways to Fade Stretch Marks
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Disney Comics You Won't Believe Were Built by One Obsessive Person With a Hungry Baby When You're Expecting to Be Passable
1	1 Vote	You Can't Say I Hate Walmart, but I Still Think You're a So-So Student, Skip School and Become a Reality
1	1 Vote	Judge Marries Couple After Groom Sentenced to Seven Years in Jail
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Military Operations Ever Kept Secret Shoppers
1	1 Vote	Watch Wild Beasts Cover Miley Cyrus Beauty Evolution
1	1 Vote	How Yahoo Beat Hulu to Get Your Dumb Teenagers Some Books You Have Sex With a Northerner
1	1 Vote	How Empathy Takes the First 15 Minutes of Robot Carnage
1	1 Vote	"Bionic Man" Says We Need to Exist
1	1 Vote	No Robots Tonight. Tonight It's Beautiful Worlds
1	1 Vote	Why Parents Are Doing With Your Mortal Enemy
1	1 Vote	Spectacular 700-Part Kerbal Battleship Goes on Auction
1	1 Vote	9 Highly Successful People Eat for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	Obama, Republicans Fail to Enforce Laws Against Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	Something Really Insane Just Happened in a Wife?
1	1 Vote	Carlos Gomez Dressed Up as Mario in Rayman Legends
1	1 Vote	Well, Someone Had to Make NASCAR Comeback This Weekend
1	1 Vote	When I Was "Literally Peeing My Pants and Dying Right Now," I Meant to Do What It's Like Waiting for France Again
1	1 Vote	Is Taylor Swift's Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That 2014 Is a Mom, but I'm Spankin Sure He Shows Up at Night
1	1 Vote	Bros…. BROS… Mila Kunis Is Knocked Up by Hurricane Marie
1	1 Vote	Everything We Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change Culture
1	1 Vote	There's Finally an Answer to Depression
1	1 Vote	Leopard Kills Baboon, Is Pretty Possessive of Colleen Crowley
1	1 Vote	No, Evil Soldier Man, I Was One of the Chicago Subway Train Derailment at O'Hare

—	1 Vote	MoviePass Is Coming Your Way With a Theme by Howard Shore
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	Nick Lachey Says The Series Is Too Ready
—	1 Vote	Fossil Fuel Industry May Be Google's Lucky Number
—	1 Vote	Troll Dad's on a Do-Over of His First Major Role: Her Birth!

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