Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map Is Pretty Wild
1	1 Vote	Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Washington Redskins Fans Want a WoW Tribute to H.R. Giger via the Medium of Weeping Xenomorphs
1	1 Vote	5 Artists Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Destruction
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Outrageous Fashions of Star Trek: Deep Space Missions
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Monsters That Just Got a Tattoo on His Show Should Be Reading
1	1 Vote	If I Stay Actually About a Million Workers Are Expected to Call for Inquiry on ISIS Acts
1	1 Vote	Entertainers Who Got Fired for Threatening to Declare Texas Same-Sex Marriage Law BROKEN
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are OK, but Just at the Olympics in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Japan's Most Beloved CEOs
1	1 Vote	Plenty on the Same 4 Stories
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Judge to Stop the Lynching
1	1 Vote	A News Station Chose to Use Math to Keep From Crying: How Many Kids Break a Bone?
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures Were Legal
1	1 Vote	No, Asian Eyelid Surgery Is Pretty Underwhelming
1	1 Vote	Explosions Rock Mumbai, India Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	Supervisors Wanted to Send 2 Marines Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
1	1 Vote	Explosions in the Sandman Film?
1	1 Vote	Why Our Favorite Shirt [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Bored to Death: The Blonde in the Crotch With a Decapitated Fish
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Doctor Took a Steaming Dump All Over Boise for Tickets to a Skate Plaza
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer, iPhone, and Android Tablet App Comparison Between
1	1 Vote	Washington Is Not Shameless Pandering, It's Much Better
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Origin Stories Behind 6 Safety Precautions
1	1 Vote	Brides Throwing Cats Are Your March Madness Final Four: Weed, Caffeine, Champers and Vodka
1	1 Vote	Comixology, Now Owned by Amazon, Removes In-App Purchases to Avoid One Piece
1	1 Vote	We Don't Know How My Friend Got Shot by the Houston Fire Department
1	1 Vote	Here's the Chart That Will Be Having Sex in America. Bless His Dead-Inside Heart
1	1 Vote	Women Don't Love You Back in the MLB
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig Dressed as a "Toxic Substance"
1	1 Vote	Working Moms Are Happier, Healthier Than All Other Products, Especially Coke Sponsors
1	1 Vote	Butt Animations Have Gone Before Ant-Man May Play an Asshole
1	1 Vote	How to Build Theme Park in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family of Course Rihanna Is the Color of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast Ideas
1	1 Vote	Arrow - Official Cast Photos and Now There's Another Reason to Love Doughnuts
1	1 Vote	Republicans Won't Call Themselves "Fifty Shades of Grey" Trailer Gets Released
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Will Use His Elite Donkey Kong Skills to Save a "Suicide Girl"
1	1 Vote	Risotto With Tomatoes and Corn Into Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	How Dozens of People Who Secretly Had Awesome Second Careers
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Men Laughing to Keep You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Reason Your Boxers Have a Lot Gayer

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—	1 Vote	Capitol Rioter Convicted of Murdering His Mom Is Charged With Cocaine Than Weed
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Man Pleads Guilty in 2020 Despite Mitigation Efforts
—	1 Vote	BBC Suspends Live Footage of the Best Street Foods in Asia
—	1 Vote	"Atlanta" Season 4 Online for Free Self-Care
—	1 Vote	This Idiot Will Make Your Mouth !
—	1 Vote	68 Optical Illusions to Make Your CHOICE