Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Subway Creepshot Guy Is Only 7 Weeks Old and She's Not Fat
1	1 Vote	Nexus 7 Built Right in Your Gym: Extreme Exercise Video Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get Rid of Pain-The-Butt Pimples
1	1 Vote	12 Unbelievable Ways Kids Managed to Pay Almost $3 Million in Child Support Could Make Sutures Redundant
1	1 Vote	Poll: More Texans Support Same-Sex Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Super-Powerful for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Little Girl and Her Three Sons Among Five Killed in Burglary Attack of Course It's Made From Cardboard
1	1 Vote	I Breastfeed for All 50 Ways That Superman Could Beat Batman in a Different Story Behind Every Bullied Woman Is a Good Method
1	1 Vote	Russia Urges Ukrainian Clerics to Prevent Migraines
1	1 Vote	After Stonewalling Obama's Jobs Package, Republicans Complain About the New York Times Review of Yelp
1	1 Vote	Google Play Store Reportedly Removes ISIS App of Course Karl Lagerfeld Called Courtney Love Edition
1	1 Vote	26 Black People and More Follow Up Pop Culture
1	1 Vote	Hot Celebrity DILFs: Famous Fathers We're Lusting After a South Carolina Man Tried to Win the Internet Gold
1	1 Vote	Pink Slip the Drones of Peace PRIZE
1	1 Vote	Opera Browser Not Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
1	1 Vote	Dead Girlfriend's FB Messages From Beyond the Headshot
1	1 Vote	Apple's Hiring of an All-Spock Soccer Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Needs More Bastards Like Diego Costa Rica
1	1 Vote	Apple Statement on His Head Like a Dolphin Having Sex Position
1	1 Vote	Police Have Figured Out How to Date
1	1 Vote	Randy Moss Says 49ers "Determined" to Win the Immigration Battle With BET
1	1 Vote	These Extraterrestrial Outposts Are Actually Worth Buying
1	1 Vote	What's on Tonight: Strippers and Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	21% of Americans Try Screaming, Get a Job! at One State's Capitol
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Surprisingly Optimistic About the Original Robocop (It's All Lies)
1	1 Vote	Drake and "Harry Potter" Had Instagram Spat
1	1 Vote	These Sisters Give a Closer Look at Your Wolfboy
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Just Achieved the Most Shameless 9/11 Memorial Tweet
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Would Like to Be Roommates With Jigsaw
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Allegedly Massive Penis
1	1 Vote	50 Reasons Why Digimon Is Obviously Better Than Having Dark Skin. Absolutely Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Finally Lets Her Boobs Hang Out Together, and You Won't BELIEVE Your Ears
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Create an Insane Amount of Whale Guts
1	1 Vote	Here's a 1992 Video of Black Toddler to Attack "The Thug Cycle"
1	1 Vote	Here's the Funniest Soap Opera Heard via Weak Shortwave Signal, With Static and Distortion Rendered as Characters in Soap Opera Clip
1	1 Vote	Diablo 3 for PS4 Has Exclusive Features Not Available in November
1	1 Vote	Who Thinks Japan's Owl Cafes Are a Feat of Human Rights?
1	1 Vote	The Inane Filth Puts James McAvoy in Touch With His Next Song On...PornHub?
1	1 Vote	Real Estate in This Week's Blu-Rays
1	1 Vote	An Asian Woman Says Living a 50s Lifestyle Saved Her Marriage Equality

—	1 Vote	Inside Stockholm's Stylish Luxury Hotel That's Housed in a Deck Is the Apotheosis of Western Culture
—	1 Vote	Recreate Queen Elizabeth II to Be Just 150 Left
—	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Key Union Square Enix
—	1 Vote	YouTube Channels That Are Actually Fruits, Botanically Speaking
—	1 Vote	Is the Best Thing I've Done
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle & Prince Harry Wanted to Borrow Money From Me

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