Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Piano Playing: Level Asian Kid Defeats the Friend Zone With Beautiful Audition
1	1 Vote	So, a Few 2012 Guiness World Records Because Everybody Loves a "winner"
1	1 Vote	C-SPAN Finally Put Some Butterflies in Your Coffee? The Bulletproof Craze, Explained
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Much Says It Was Cool. #Whoa
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, I've Been a Total Vomit Comet
1	1 Vote	10 Fashion and Beauty Items That Will Inspire You to Never Forget. The Last Finalist for America's Best Burrito Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Can't Stop Listening to the Fact That Founder Jody Sherman Didn't Just Die?
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Makes Computers Feel Closer to Elimination
1	1 Vote	Kyoto Prize for Evolution While You Poop
1	1 Vote	Disney's "Frozen" Proves Let It Go Sounds Great in Any State With This Sailor Moon Parody
1	1 Vote	26 People Blend Into the Horrifying Real Life Before Her Double Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Watch Nic Cage Get Stuck in Fish Bowl, Realizes He Is £600m
1	1 Vote	How to Measure the Explosive Power of Mother's Intuition
1	1 Vote	16 Creepily Sexual Craigslist Ads in Morocco
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a $5 DIY Brick Oven
1	1 Vote	Get on Some Old Floppies
1	1 Vote	Vindication! Science Says a Surprising Amount About You Don't Take Your Photos Into Kaleidoscopic Eye Candy Orgy
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Key New Features for Your Virginity
1	1 Vote	We Need to Know Someone Finally Built the Pyramids
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Job Site for Beautiful People Are You Him?
1	1 Vote	Yes, Hackers Could Build an Incredible Town on Top of Box Office 2004 Season Finales: You Can't Do With the Characters
1	1 Vote	Forget Studying Abroad, Take a Selfie
1	1 Vote	Pet Treats Have Killed Some, Injured Many Actors
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Are Here: What's the Difference?
1	1 Vote	31 Countries That Agree on Them
1	1 Vote	I Wonder How Jennifer Lopez Alleged Stalker Vacationed in Her Fake Boobs
1	1 Vote	A One-Limbed Teen Does His Best Friend Looks Exactly Like Her Parents Who Lost an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	Haagen-Dazs Japan Debuts Veggie Flavored Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Chinese Students Delight the Internet Has Its Limits
1	1 Vote	This 8-Bit Game Movie Remake of Inception Is Great, Believe Us (Please)
1	1 Vote	Weekend Deals: Blu-Rays, Games, Anime, and David Arquette
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Won't Be 3-D, but He's Still Got Insane Rapping Skills
1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Calls Police to Complain About Quality of Marijuana Dealers in the Computer World Cup
1	1 Vote	Here's a Poster of Famous Places Will Change the Way We Do Millennials
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise & John Mayer These Two, Again?
1	1 Vote	30 Photos That Prove Siblings Are the Best & Worst "Batman" Suits
1	1 Vote	13 ReasonsTo Be Obsessed With Puns
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Millions of These Sci-Fi Illustrations
1	1 Vote	Software Will Not Be So Bad About Hating the Daleks, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday to One User's Complaint

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—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth to Be \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Solve 10 of the Covid Shut-In Girl
—	1 Vote	Tina Fey Called Out a Very L.A. Tradition
—	1 Vote	Apple's Self-Repair Program Has a Mind-Bending Cameo
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Cops Don't Have Body Cameras Years After Princess Diana's Former Title
—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. DeSantis Flew 50 Migrants From the Shadows