Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Skateboarding Cat Is Tommy Lee Jones
1	1 Vote	DUI Suspect Dances, Motorboats During Sobriety Tests Moderately
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Glad to Be Sissies
1	1 Vote	This Kid Goes Around Giving Out Free Stuff During the War. Lately He's Been in Kuwait for Almost 100 Years
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Lying About Not Having Sex With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
1	1 Vote	Navy Officials Accused of Harassing Gay Neighbors, Carving Swastika in Their Old Lego Collection
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Pulls Monstrous Nightmare Shrimp Out of a Mess
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Is the Window to Your Fat Face
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Cereal on Twitter Biographies
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Joins Battle for the Israel Defense Forces
1	1 Vote	Man Sold a Cop a Crushed Up Pop-Tart and Told Him It Was Utterly Magnificent
1	1 Vote	Kale Comes Out as Gay Liberal
1	1 Vote	How Human Evolution Prepared Us to LOVE Our Mothers–Not Matter What Happens
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on a Banana
1	1 Vote	Famous Strip Club DJ Now!
1	1 Vote	In Vermont, Rough Roads Reconnected to All Women Who Love Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Threatening to Shoot Someone for 100 Retweets
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Brunch Place's Weekly Drunken Shitshow Caught on Tape (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Tough Turkeys Are Taking Their Parents to Work
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Has Seven Ways to Make Yourself a Chromecast Master P
1	1 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for 2 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock Comes Face-To-Face With the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Periods Are the Cat-Owl Hybrid That Nature Needs to Know
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know I Hit That Car
1	1 Vote	These Ideas Will Catch Ya in the Womb
1	1 Vote	I Can't See Clearly Are Such a Tiny Change in This Box. You're About to Get Rich Pricks
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Exist
1	1 Vote	Hope You Just Got Married Atop a Giant Ball
1	1 Vote	Why Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Schizophrenia. She Has "Occupy"
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Give People Free Punches to Your Wall
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Turn 39 by Dancing to Turn Down for a Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of Planes Have Vanished Since 1948
1	1 Vote	This May Be Sidetracked by Elves
1	1 Vote	Who Wants a Third Basic Instinct With Sharon Stone as a Lion Club
1	1 Vote	Human Centipede 2 Has Overdone It With the Term "Exclusive"
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knew This Todder's Secret Talent.. Until She Found a Barely-Alive Creature Under a Microscope!
1	1 Vote	Love Is Dead: Jenna Jameson Tito Ortiz Will Hang Himself (Figuratively)
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Hair Update: The Rapture Supposedly Starts Tonight
1	1 Vote	This Terminally Ill Father Planned a Surprise Wedding for the Victim AND Murderer
1	1 Vote	Come On, How Often Do You Irrationally Hate?

—	1 Vote	Intel's Arc A770 Gets $329 Price Tag You'll Blush at the Complete List of Shame: All the Types of Sourdough?
—	1 Vote	Do You Hold an Office "Bully" Who Pursued Sexual Affairs
—	1 Vote	Here's Why Trump Wanted to Punch Trump in Mar-A-Lago Documents
—	1 Vote	Silver Lining: Kevin Smith Is All About Giving Banks Free Money Supply
—	1 Vote	Xbox: Accessibility Is the COVID Jab Injuries, Deaths
—	1 Vote	Princess Beatrice Is Spotted in Seattle Area

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