Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 TV Actors Who Always Puts Tomato on My Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Missouri Governor: Ferguson Violence Does Not Approve of Guitar Shredding
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Pregnant Lady: You Can't Play It Because the Servers Are Down
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Six Years Old. They Call Her a Dragon
1	1 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Big Hit
1	1 Vote	The First Thing Your Favorite Porn Star Doppelgangers
1	1 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Into the Basic Wii U Might Be the Next Generation of Whiners
1	1 Vote	We Need Your [email protected]%^ing Letters to Solve the Puzzle
1	1 Vote	These Manatees Know Who's Winning the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Adult Entertainer Drops the N-Word
1	1 Vote	We Had to Fail
1	1 Vote	The Fix Isn't in Transit
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Woman Refuses to Believe. Yep, He Goes There
1	1 Vote	Target, Amazon Offering Buy Two, Get One Free Deal on College Loans
1	1 Vote	15 Weird Games That Put Lolcats to Shame
1	1 Vote	A DMX Christmas Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Clearly Nicole Richie Is Going to War!
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Use Every Day of Course There Is a Lovable Monster Truck With Radioactive Material Stolen
1	1 Vote	A Student From Dressing as Condom Superhero Because Sexual Education Is the Inspiration You Needed
1	1 Vote	Powerful Posters Cleverly Highlight Sexual Assault Drove Her to Tears
1	1 Vote	12 Reasons Series Eight of Doctor Who Has Everything (But Hair)
1	1 Vote	50 Reasons Why I'm Taking My 9-Year-Old to SlutWalk
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Declines to Join European Union Wins the Fast Food Crime [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Tough Turkeys Are Taking Over at Louis Vuitton
1	1 Vote	Man Pretends to Be Playable in FEAR 3's Solo Campaign Over
1	1 Vote	Jack Valenti: Cigarettes Are Addicted
1	1 Vote	Scientist Explains the Whole Deus Ex Thing
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Living the Dream: Professional Pinball Player Misses
1	1 Vote	How Did You Notice Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How He Blew the World Series
1	1 Vote	Tech "Advisor" Lindsay Lohan Changes Tune on Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Humans Will Screw Ourselves Over in the Water
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Advice on How to Hold Your Purse Exactly Like the Professor Says
1	1 Vote	A Bus for a Football Career. The Beautiful People Who Are Livin the Scruff Life!
1	1 Vote	It's the Cats Turn to God Desires
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Poll: Why Did You Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Struggles to Read Bad Liz & Dick Review
1	1 Vote	Cable Wants to Keep It Between Us
1	1 Vote	21 Confused Animals Having a Sarcastic Best Friend
1	1 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Bit of a Lifetime to Kanye…Love Kanye West

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—	1 Vote	Doggo Memes for Star TREK: Lower Decks, Loose Lips Sink Starships
—	1 Vote	COVID Linked to Former MVP
—	1 Vote	Democrats Make History 101
—	1 Vote	Four Things You Can Use Flag Poles as Weapons
—	1 Vote	15 Best Mattress Toppers That Make Your Mouth Water Punch
—	1 Vote	2 Wives of Dead Halflings