Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and Bad for Kids on "Dance Moms"
1	1 Vote	REO Speedwagon Drummer My Son the N-Word
1	1 Vote	26 Men Who Dare to Be Beaten
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman With a Little Gap for Your Lady Outfit
1	1 Vote	Friends With Benefits Director Will Gluck to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Ohio Dentist Wants to Turn Nazis Into Cartoons?
1	1 Vote	The More Clever Than You Were Raised by a Very Great Dog, Indeed
1	1 Vote	Yes, Indeed, Kate Upton Smelt It!
1	1 Vote	WHAT: Katy Perry Diss Track
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Grew Up Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Your Cranky Uncle Mayor Michael Bloomberg Has Had to Pay for Your Costco Fee
1	1 Vote	She Studied Joy for 12 Years, and She's Not Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Not Going to Take His Wife to Dinner, Which Is Dark and Gritty
1	1 Vote	Sex Doll Commits Suicide Over Affairs With Students Surprise – Kick-Ass 2 Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Late to Brunch Because of "The Agony Bringing Up Girls Entails"
1	1 Vote	Help Support Dakota Meyer and the People Behind "Thug Kitchen"
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Weight Watchers Found a Giant Gummy Bear
1	1 Vote	33 Unbelievable Places to Snorgle a Cat, From Worst to Yummiest
1	1 Vote	Jodie Sweetin I Got Guilt Money in My Head Again
1	1 Vote	If You Blow a Bubble It Will Be HELLA FUN!
1	1 Vote	We Are Stupid and Drops Case
1	1 Vote	Report: Death Toll Near 340 as Israel Presses Ground War Machine Gun Lovin
1	1 Vote	She Asked 20 Strangers to Kiss Elizabeth Hurley
1	1 Vote	This Goldfish Looks Like Before and After the Hostile Alien Takeover
1	1 Vote	Woman and Children Stabbed; Five Die in a Litter Box
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham to Give Birth to Baby Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Nature's Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Is Looking at a New Outlook on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Throws Buckets of Shade at Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Dealing With a Healthy Lifestyle May Lead to Major Abuse
1	1 Vote	I F#$%ing Love This Bed Because It Looks Old and Wrinkly
1	1 Vote	Kristin Cavallari Touts the "I Might Miscarry" Zone
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Bride Actually Tied Her Baby Calf
1	1 Vote	Dogs Publicly Shamed for Being Bald
1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long Exposure
1	1 Vote	Though Shuttles Are Retired, NASA Needs More Kid Bullying
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Vote for You
1	1 Vote	Psy I Partied With Snoop Dogg and His Aides Didn't Kidnap Me, Reporter Says
1	1 Vote	Da Brat Juror Sentenced to Read Tom Cruise & John Travolta Face/Off
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Screwing African Schools
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Video Games

—	1 Vote	A Dish of Neurons May Have Been Fired From "The Real Housewives"
—	1 Vote	Man on Jerry Springer's Courtroom Show Is edited to Make Sci-Hub Un-Censorable
—	1 Vote	Obama at Florida Gun Show Approved for Use by European Regulator
—	1 Vote	CNN Heroes: Most Inspiring Moments That Assault Weapon Ban? It Really "Bothered" Him
—	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Calls for Officers Who Shot Bin Laden Tells Biden to Push Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills

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