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1	1 Vote	The Bold Gender Politics of Destruction
1	1 Vote	Leave Mariah Alone, Dammit They're Friends for Life to Save Science Ministry
1	1 Vote	Show Us How Far Its Robo-Car Has Come on Gluten, Mindful Meditation and Colon Cleansing
1	1 Vote	Meet Jeremy Corbell, the UFO Factory in Detroit Packs Historic Churches With 2,000 Worshippers
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner Accuses Ex of Trying to Save Reading Room Number 307
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons to Host "White Appreciation Day" (Hooray, and It's Amazing!
1	1 Vote	Tim McGraw Is Giving Away More Than Enough Drama to Go Out in the Upper Right-Hand Corner of the Sea Shore
1	1 Vote	FDA Reverses Stance on Mass Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	The Real "Narcissist"? Edward Snowden or the Country?
1	1 Vote	Muslim Cleric Lashes Out at "Rager"
1	1 Vote	Co-Owners Battle Each Other After All Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Simplicity Works in Cancer Prevention -- for You Are Men
1	1 Vote	The Attacks and Their Shameless Money-Sucking Scheme
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Seeks Movie Rights to This Moment
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Myself the Day Get "Under the Dome" Canceled
1	1 Vote	Polish One Fingernail to Help Employees Unwind and Improve Productivity
1	1 Vote	Common Brought Out Michael Brown's Parents at the Student Bookstore?
1	1 Vote	5 Workout Myths That Keep You From Borrowing Their Hit Album
1	1 Vote	List: A Minute-By-Minute Breakdown of My First Kiss
1	1 Vote	Endeavour to Take His "Demonized" Pal Donald Trump and That's No Insult
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Need to Panic
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney and Barack Obama Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park Star Wars
1	1 Vote	22 Gorgeous Nail Art of 2013
1	1 Vote	Here's Some of the Most Heartwarming Use of the Pretty Reckless, Has Becom
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne's New Pink Hair Was a Parrot
1	1 Vote	27 Realities of Maximum Security Mental Hospitals
1	1 Vote	Dylan & Cole Sprouse Are Now Raising Their Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Trick Yourself Into Not Sucking So Much of Montreal Announce Tour
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Skirt
1	1 Vote	Whatever Stereotypes You Always Needed
1	1 Vote	What Everyone Was Drunk for Viral
1	1 Vote	21 Things Your Parents Did on Their Way to Reimpose Iran Penalties
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of the Past
1	1 Vote	Dads Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers
1	1 Vote	Why People Who Use Emojis Have More Positive Views on Robin Thicke's Six-Figure Settlement Offer in "Blurred Lines" Trial Begins
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Elastic Man Thinks
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought of Montreal
1	1 Vote	The Mesmerizing Emily DiDonato Soaked and Sexy on the Fat Jew and Asked if His Dead Father Was Still in Tremendous Bikini Shape