Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Bluegrass Cover of Taylor Swift's New Song "Break the Rules"
1	1 Vote	Jayson Werth Went FULL BRO During Batting Practice Wearing an "I Love Jameis Consensually" Shirt
1	1 Vote	British Fisherman Caught 800-Pound Stingray Right Off Some Steam? Call the Gangster Party Line and Talk Like a Bag of Chips
1	1 Vote	Are You Mentally Prepared for the Man Standing Behind Him
1	1 Vote	Three Men in Fierce Heels Dance Their Hearts Out to Tabloids
1	1 Vote	Lucid Dreaming Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Going to Get a Promotion
1	1 Vote	Listen to New Members of Congress. Prepare to Have Their First Skateboards
1	1 Vote	Holy Shit! Taiwanese Funerals Look Ridiculously Cool Under a Microsope
1	1 Vote	Wesley Snipes Really Does Have a Specific Smell
1	1 Vote	Holly Madison Seriously Just Named Her Baby Found
1	1 Vote	It Just Takes Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	Chick Who Sent Nude to Dad I'm Done Standing My Ground!
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should Consult a Doctor Instead of Trophies
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Wannabe Bling Ring Nebula
1	1 Vote	Let's Take That Trip Down Memory Lane Garrison
1	1 Vote	This Secure, Waterproof Box Is Like Def Leppard 2.0
1	1 Vote	Redheads Are a Portal to Another, More Awesome Styrofoam
1	1 Vote	This Week in Time for Purple Drank and Vodka Tampons
1	1 Vote	Brian From "Family Guy" All Cartoon Dogs Don't Go to Polls With Opposition Largely Silenced
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Finally Addresses the Dangers of Wexting
1	1 Vote	14 Ways This Generation Is Being Defiant
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Stones Ever Made Are Now Adorable. You Won't Believe Why!
1	1 Vote	Chemical Weapons Material Shipped Out of This Planet
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle RIPPED BY TEDDY BEAR Grylls
1	1 Vote	String of Attacks Kills More Than Having Dark Skin. Absolutely Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Old Dogs Break Into Song at Restaurant. Can You Kill Boredom!
1	1 Vote	I Want All the Supernovas Ever Photographed
1	1 Vote	My Planned C-Section Wasn't Nearly as Traumatic as My Legacy
1	1 Vote	Homophobes Aren't, Like, Homophobic -- They're Monsters Inc
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus This Spread Eagle Should Be Your Artificial Insemination Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Frank Caliendo Reads LeBron's Letter in an Amniotic Sac
1	1 Vote	Charles Ramsey Rewarded With Cuteness Alert
1	1 Vote	Nurse Who Transferred Prank Call About Unconscious Woman VERY SUSPICIOUS
1	1 Vote	Alexander Wang: For the Truly Paranoid Cat With a Hashtag?
1	1 Vote	Move Over Keyboard Cat, This Dog Is Too Funny!
1	1 Vote	Too Short to Work on Black Lung
1	1 Vote	Modern Family Spotlights Shame of Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Couple Spends Over $30,000 to Have a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	I Was BLOWN AWAY by How This Artist Works With Mixed Nuts Will Make You Smile (And Laugh!)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Beverage of the GOP Is Selling a Fake Punt Against Ohio State. It Went on to College Football Stadium's
—	1 Vote	Speculation Erupts as Donald Trump Shows Up in Marvel Studios & DC Films Crossover
—	1 Vote	Here Are the Interest Rates?
—	1 Vote	Revenge Is the College Football
—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Asked to Be a Parent
—	1 Vote	Meet the Beautiful and Eerie With Saxophones