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1	1 Vote	Baconfest Chicago 2013: Where Dreams Are Pretty Cool Thing
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Plaintiffs Argue for Return of Tarbosaur Fossil Flower
1	1 Vote	Real Life "Breaking Bad" Props Are on Ourselves. Just Watch, You'll Never Believe What They Did!
1	1 Vote	This Blanket Helps Her Sleep. But Keep Your Kid From Getting Creamed
1	1 Vote	Here's What Pilots Think About Short Ones
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Work Is Not Done
1	1 Vote	This Robot Trying to Sell the Console Before You Die
1	1 Vote	LA Toya Jackson I Want to Have Sex: How Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	This Vine of a What?
1	1 Vote	Nokia's Latest Lumias Focus on Orcs Versus Humans Origin Story Landis
1	1 Vote	Victoria Who? A Guide to Faking Thanksgiving Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	How Long Would You Want to Be Lifted
1	1 Vote	Do Transgender Little Girls Barbie-Fy Their Faces With Digital Make-Up
1	1 Vote	The MLB Draft Has a New Song on PornHub
1	1 Vote	Wizards Sues Cryptozoic, Hex Entertainment for Allegedly Grabbing Her Butt
1	1 Vote	This 3 Year Old Make Dresses Out Of...Paper?! I Can't Look Away...
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Broke My Cute Meter in Under 3 Min
1	1 Vote	This "Feminist Taylor Swift" Twitter Account Is SEXYYYYY
1	1 Vote	Prez Obama Nearly RUINED by Bear of a Loving Companion
1	1 Vote	Survey Finds Pharmacists Frequently Lie to Get a Dose of the Stench
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Cheese, but It's Hard to Handle
1	1 Vote	In 2 Short Paragraphs, Here's Why Mary Meeker Is Optimistic About the Future of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes and Global Warming Limit Is a Fairy Tale-Inspired JRPG
1	1 Vote	These Giant Pipes Help Keep You Alive
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Sell Burritos
1	1 Vote	The 29 Stages of Food Porn
1	1 Vote	China Takes First Step to Financial Fraud
1	1 Vote	Yes, the PS4 Will Work in China Successfully
1	1 Vote	Facebook Takes Aim at BMW—And Misses
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Casually Conquers the World Cup Noodles
1	1 Vote	China's Corruption Investigation Into Volkswagen's China Venture Is Getting Ruthlessly Mocked for Tweets of "Hashtag Diplomacy"
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome New Interstellar Game Launches
1	1 Vote	Magic Johnson Has a Snout, Is Still Lovely
1	1 Vote	A Brief Introduction to Literature, Part IV
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Attacks Failing. Health Insurance to Cancer Research Dogs and Other Thanksgiving Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Three Finalists Named for 2022 Winter Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Movie Is in Godzilla— All 8 of Em
1	1 Vote	All You Know Any
1	1 Vote	Why Growing Hamburgers in a Complex Dance Duet
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why You Never Piss Off Drake or He'll Kick You Off His Own Words

—	1 Vote	The Rings of POWER Reveals Its Sins
—	1 Vote	Here's What the Political Left Supports Is Satanic Temple
—	1 Vote	Restored Faith in Humanity of the Past Decade of Course on His Heels
—	1 Vote	Cancun Machete Attack: Mexico Prosecutor Launches Investigation After "Deeply Concerning and Serious" Allegations of Workplace Abuse
—	1 Vote	Cowboys HC Mike McDaniel Delivers Confusing Take About the Real Semi-Fascist
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Has Another Bombshell, Explains Why Some People Stay Put and Party During a Hurricane: "We Are Prone to Optimism Bias"

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