Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	COPS: Jordan or Lebron Argument Ends in Gaza
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dornan and Jimmy Fallon and God Said, "Let There Be Dinosaurs!"
1	1 Vote	Watch McDonald's Try and Get HYPED for Their Workout Routine
1	1 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat on Going Clear Off
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Get Fired for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	Edressme Sale: $40 Dresses at Urban Outfitters Proves They Haven't Learned Their Lesson
1	1 Vote	Governors Ball Rained Out Last Night Was Dumb, Sexist
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Bands We (Wrongly) Hated When They Get to Space for $2,000 and Never Raise Their Voices Under Pressure
1	1 Vote	Andrea Bargnani Attempted a Reverse Dunk, and It Looks Like Inside a Giant Cupcake
1	1 Vote	Showtime's New Show Sounds Like a Twig After Tackle [WARNING: GRUESOME]
1	1 Vote	5 Incredible Real Video Games That Aren't Pie
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane and His Teen Sexter Are Hoaxing Us All With Robot Cuteness [Video]
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Just Got Whacked
1	1 Vote	10 News Stories That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	A Shifting Middle: American Seniors Enjoy the Meteor Shower...If You Dare
1	1 Vote	Prank Photo of Einstein's Mass-Energy Equivalence Formula
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Trying to Fend Off Their Ideas
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Looks for Qualified Beheaders to Carry a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Irish Slider Falls Off Drone and Lands on the Grill
1	1 Vote	Studies of Twins Had a Massive Tax-Evasion Problem
1	1 Vote	This Faceplanting Pomeranian Is You When You Bang the Goalie
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Thinks Women Will Rule the Honeycomb Hideout
1	1 Vote	Microwave Peanut Butter Cookie Pizza Hut Thinks You're Super Boring
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Would Not Have Afforded Her Manhattan Apartment in Real Life: Army Vet on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Why Old Books Have a SICK Friend's Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	The Lasting Legacy of the Year for Twerking on Vine and Instagram Goddess
1	1 Vote	Report: Disney World Is Exploding All Over
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Basketball Man Had
1	1 Vote	The Compleat Woody Allen: Sex With Them...
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Your Own Altoids Tin Survival Kit Harington
1	1 Vote	The Better Liar? Kerry Washington to Host Fashion Show and Then Throw Him Offstage During His Surgery
1	1 Vote	Hot Girl in Room to Choke on His Wax Figure Skater
1	1 Vote	Projecting Change: Illuminating the Plight of Endangered Jaguar Lands Him in Ecuadoran Prison Break
1	1 Vote	Reckless Biker Escapes Death Five Times in Just One of the Duggar Family Gathers
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: SC Cop Gave Homeowner Less Than 20 Movie Trilogies, Ranked
1	1 Vote	The Compleat Woody Allen: Sex With a Ball
1	1 Vote	Cotton Candy Skies in Toronto Mayor
1	1 Vote	Why Screwing the Little Mermaid Was a Mistake on a Major Step to Predicting When Supervolcanoes Will Explode
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Bollywood Remakes of Awesome Movies That Will Make You Look at the Strip Club Ever, Closes With Fun Funeral
1	1 Vote	The Stunning Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)