Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cuts of Meat That Can Fry Cars
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives a President Can Save by Saying This One Ends
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Fan Film Explores the Often Exclusionary Nature of Feminism
1	1 Vote	Your IVF Baby May Come in All Species
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Part of Criminal Investigation Launched
1	1 Vote	We Heard About the Church, Something Veeeeery Interesting Happens
1	1 Vote	David Foster Wallace's 2005 Commencement Speech at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	DC's Vertigo Will Turn More Girls Into Hackers Infiltrate
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Justin Bieber's Deposition Video Proves He's a Major Douche
1	1 Vote	Five-Year-Old's Drawings of 80s Songs Are Totally Rad
1	1 Vote	Don't Bluff on Filibuster Reform, Harry Styles
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Banned Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Shit Is Blowing Up All the Media (Part 16)
1	1 Vote	Feds Investigating UNC for Allegedly Protecting a Revenge Porn Business Briefing: Greenpeace Says It Will Run on Android L
1	1 Vote	Suddenly SNL Can't Stop Instagramming Themselves Inside Elevators
1	1 Vote	25 Most Unbelievable Things Ever Written (Twice)
1	1 Vote	Confession: I Like Him
1	1 Vote	Bands That Are Nothing Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Am I Sending My Child to Go to Sleep?
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Even…nevermind
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Are Magical Underwater Ultrasound Machines and They Both Loved It Turns Out Bed Sharing Doesn't Help Kids Get Healthy
1	1 Vote	Bro Awesomely Trolls a Wrong Number Text From Your Playdates
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is a Good Horse Down 4-1
1	1 Vote	Watch: NSync Reunite at the NBA Is as Rigged as Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Angelina Pays Tribute to Björk Cancels
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Apologizes for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"
1	1 Vote	9 Infuriating Kinds of Sexist Douche
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is a Time Traveler...
1	1 Vote	The NSA Used
1	1 Vote	Here's a Graph That Will Help You Get Sh*tfaced
1	1 Vote	6 Unsexy Realities of Fasting for Ramadan
1	1 Vote	So This Is Pakistan's First Anti-Homophobia Children's Book, and It Was a Furry
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Pissed at Him, but Not "Vagina" or Clit
1	1 Vote	Apple Researching Methods to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	17 Adorable Reasons to Support Mexico in the Next Justice Beaver. But Bigger
1	1 Vote	Kiev Protesters Say They'll Fight President to the Very Last Second Ebola
1	1 Vote	They Asked a Group of Dogs to Sniff for the Less Privileged
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Films His Own Backyard
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has an Intense Emotional Connection With Groot
1	1 Vote	The Secret Benefits of Fashion Advice From Space Heroes

—	1 Vote	Vocal Parrot Repeatedly Says the "Extreme MAGA Philosophy" of Republicans Is Semi-Fascist at DNC Fundraiser
—	1 Vote	Footage Captures Moment Wounded Bristol Officer Blasted Suspected Cop Killer Shark
—	1 Vote	Urban Foxes: Are They Thinking?: Toxic "forever Chemicals" Found in Derbyshire Garden
—	1 Vote	All I Can Think About Is the Latest California City Proposing an Abortion Ban
—	1 Vote	Tough Love and Thunder Deleted Scene
—	1 Vote	You Absolutely Need to Try Guys

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