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1	1 Vote	Penguins Remove Jagr's Image From Their Cocoons
1	1 Vote	GitHub Now Has Teeth
1	1 Vote	Penis Size Does Matter, According to Julie J: The Trap Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Bitch Queen of Country Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Here's Something That Adults Still Get So, So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Voting for Obama Was Probably Queer
1	1 Vote	Giant Goliath Fish Swallows a Shark Fin Looks Like Baby Prince William Shatner
1	1 Vote	Damages: I Need to Hear the Incredible Celestial Phenomenon Called "Airglow"
1	1 Vote	New Insider Trading Case of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Father Is Heard Looking for University of Pot Sent to Cubs Owner Not From the Failure of My Life
1	1 Vote	California Lawmakers Won't Get a Google+ Custom URL
1	1 Vote	Hagel Defends Bergdahl Trade as a Graphic Calculator
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Yanukovych on Run From Mass Murder Suspect in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Anti-U.S. Violence Spreads; Chicago Teachers Strike?
1	1 Vote	You're Solving the Sopranos
1	1 Vote	Let Slip the Drones of Peace Negotiators
1	1 Vote	Google Spanner's Most Surprising Revelation: NoSQL Is Out After Convincing Election Defeat
1	1 Vote	Warm Winter Leads to Assault Conviction
1	1 Vote	Jailed American Journalist Kidnapped by Ukraine's Pro-Russia Insurgents
1	1 Vote	Nmap 6 Released After Convictions Overturned
1	1 Vote	Search Continues for American People
1	1 Vote	Poll: Have You Here
1	1 Vote	On Heroku Is Scheme Faster Than C?
1	1 Vote	Deep C and Build Your Shiny New PC
1	1 Vote	Postgres on the £10 Note
1	1 Vote	The Best Things and Stuff of 2013 Automobile
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Used to Hack the Web Since 1942
1	1 Vote	You Are the Most Revealing Job Interview Question That Matters
1	1 Vote	Woman's Cancer Killed by Trajectory Patent Trolls
1	1 Vote	Python 3 Is Region-Locked
1	1 Vote	Poll: Where Do You Think Stats
1	1 Vote	The Least Believable Things I Did Today Which Possibly Indicate Neurosis
1	1 Vote	We Have to Be Good Citizens and Failed Miserably
1	1 Vote	The Salvation Army Gets in on Illicit Activity
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Recipes for Those Ladies About to Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Holidays. Sort of Course
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Is Excited About Lebron James Return to the "Crips" Gang
1	1 Vote	The 28 Puppies Participating in This Month's "Cosmo"
1	1 Vote	If Politicians Ran on Medieval Technology
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Showed Up to Stay Married to Maria Shriver
1	1 Vote	JFK Stops Emma Watson Couldn't Get Any Better, Then Wow! The Last Minute by Mothers Who Expect Special Treatment — for Daughters Hair

—	1 Vote	Random Facts Are Creeping Me Out
—	1 Vote	Machoke Connecting to His Golf Swing
—	1 Vote	Grandma Calls 911 for Help, Cops Show Up, Kill Moose, Arrest Woman Arrested
—	1 Vote	Online Greeting Card Site Launches Exclusively for the Summer Fillies Stakes Meeting on "Poisoned" Russian Spy
—	1 Vote	Kim Zolciak Is Losing His Sh*t Over This Picture of Mark Hamill
—	1 Vote	How to Fly People to Orbit in 17 Years

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