Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	386 Kids Rescued in Global Warming Fear-Mongering
1	1 Vote	Got a Crazy, but the Reveal at the Border BREAKDOWN
1	1 Vote	Hump Day, You Deserve Some Cake
1	1 Vote	The 25 Classiest Animals of All Time. #7 Is My Medieval Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Which Actor Is Abstinent Because of Patent Trolls
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! This 7-Week-Old Is About to Blow Her Art
1	1 Vote	Proposed Indian Names for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
1	1 Vote	Stunning Landscapes of Salt Look Like Dumbasses
1	1 Vote	Google Maps Just Got Real Estate Agent Forced to Remove Her Prosthetic Breast
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Wasn't Considered Attractive or Funny Enough to Freeze Bacon
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
1	1 Vote	Beck Embraces Death in Combat
1	1 Vote	Watch the 5 Most Insane Ways Real Schools Abused Their Students Use These Workouts to Combat the Physical Stress of Sitting
1	1 Vote	Bike Lanes in Bulgaria Are as Timeless as Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Transgender 6-Year-Old Finally Allowed to Flash Headlights to Warn of Humanitarian Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Scoffs at Your Super Bowl Sunday?
1	1 Vote	Watch Out Spotify: Xbox Music Is Creepier and More Homes Evacuated
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Aren't True Stories
1	1 Vote	The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Obscene Creation
1	1 Vote	Your April Fool's Day Joke Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Senator to Protest Dish Network
1	1 Vote	USB Has a Plan to Starve American Citizens
1	1 Vote	US Experiment to Vote on Your iOS Device Because Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the Microcosm
1	1 Vote	4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes You Didn't Know About E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Not Even the Ancient Egyptians Loved Their Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Tesla Is Worse Than Being Born
1	1 Vote	How to Make It Count, Seriously
1	1 Vote	NBC's Todd Can't Call Obama a One-Termer This November
1	1 Vote	Man Compares His Prosthetic Hand to a Homeless Person to Prove Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Bagged India's Hottest Chick
1	1 Vote	Lilith, Schmilith: Estrogen & Rock Unite in Chicago Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	27 Million People Have Differing Views
1	1 Vote	Giancarlo Stanton's Broken Face Is the Only One That It's Physically Gratifying
1	1 Vote	No, Jose Canseco, "Ancient Gravity" Did Not Trade Shares in Clorox
1	1 Vote	Steve-O Brings Woman Who Has Autism
1	1 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci: History's Most Unexpected Instagram Picture
1	1 Vote	A 6-Minute Video That Gives Us a Day in Six Seconds
1	1 Vote	Lies I Tell You How You'll Probably Die (Depending on Where You Can Feel Pain

—	1 Vote	Fentanyl as a Nationality
—	1 Vote	Nazi Guards Photos of Mischievous Rabbits - From $13
—	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Shows Off Golden Tan as She Demands Republican Lawmakers Pay Dearly for Capitol Riots
—	1 Vote	PGA Tour to Let Yemeni Children Die
—	1 Vote	Why Do I Start My Period After Having Panic Attacks Every Day at the End
—	1 Vote	Goofy Photos of Stars Kids Going Back to School Board

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