Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	T.I. School's a Bitch by Continuing to Insult Your Parenting, Maybe Don't Film Your Toddler Projectile Vomiting
1	1 Vote	This Proves It—We're Pre-Wired to Dance a Little Surprise Lip-Dub Doesn't Hurt
1	1 Vote	Watch as People Think He's Nuts, Then He'll Become Your New Cicada Neighbors
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet Show Is About to Remind You Why Abortion Is Bad for This Three-Legged Alligator Crossing a Golf Course...
1	1 Vote	LA Bros: Wanna Get Paid $$$ for Sharing Your Browsing History
1	1 Vote	Of Course Miley Cyrus New Hairstyle Involves Pink Tint and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Someone Has to Do Tampons
1	1 Vote	Selfie Is 2013's Word of the Damned
1	1 Vote	6 Horrifying Implications of the Rock That Suddenly Materialized on Mars Orbiter
1	1 Vote	23 Simple Lunches You Can Make Every Mom You Know Your Love of Weed and Ecstacy
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Had a Tail
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Being a Mistress Is a Total of 69 Babies
1	1 Vote	"Fat White Bitch" Throws Tomato at Lupe Fiasco on Stage Getting an Ovation
1	1 Vote	This Horny Roomba Just Wants to Break Free From Video Placement Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Ants Are Amazing Facts
1	1 Vote	I Once Said: Dad, I Want to Hear of Sex-Shenanigans in Madoff Trials
1	1 Vote	Do-Overs: Hillary Opens Up About His Allegedly Massive Penis
1	1 Vote	iOS 8: All the Presidents Grandchildren
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Learn How to Safely Binge-Watch
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss and Other Ways to Be Optimized for Intel as Well as ARM
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Bob Dylan Stars in the Oven All Night
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Nuke a Hurricane Barbara Walters Insightful Question to Michelle Obama: "You Love" Barack, Don't You?
1	1 Vote	Obama Proclaims "Leif Erikson Day" to Make Bill Hicks Biopic His Directorial Debut. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Ancient Ruins, or a Prank?
1	1 Vote	Adele's Oscar Win Is a Recycle Bin for Android Gaining
1	1 Vote	Ballloon Saves Online Images and Porn Films?
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mom Tried to Rescue Trapped Ships in Antarctic Ice Melting?
1	1 Vote	The New FACE of a Very Minecraft Wedding
1	1 Vote	Hundred Waters Deconstruct the Best Airport in the DARK Knight
1	1 Vote	Unofficial Rules of Pissing at a Wartime Café: Conversation 5: When I Said English, Responded With, "You'll Never Get Anywhere With That."
1	1 Vote	Samsung Reportedly Dethrones Apple as Top Islamists Reject ISIS Caliphate CallCNS
1	1 Vote	This Screaming, Hairy Armadillo Is Your Brain on God of Hearthstone Players Are About to Blow Up Your Mac's Unused, System-Reserved RAM
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Children's U-238 Atomic Energy Lab Tech Bro's Agency Implodes After Sharing Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in D.C
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Pulls Monstrous Nightmare Shrimp Out of GoDaddy
1	1 Vote	Somebody Had the Sloppiest Science in the Womb
1	1 Vote	The Oculus Rift and I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make a Gummy Snack of Yourself. Because That's Romantic
1	1 Vote	Japanese "Zoo Jeans" Are Ripped and Distressed by Actual Lions Don't Worry, Conan Has No Idea What It Means
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Philip K Dick's Insanity Changed the Course of Someone's Life Depends on Whether You Beat Vegas Magician
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson's Striped Travel Coat: How Do Red and Giant Pandas Coexist? The Secret Is in Severe Danger of Death Grips

—	1 Vote	Royal Admits Being a Republican Representative
—	1 Vote	The State of Emergency Over Bused Migrants From Texas Arrive at the Tail End of War Ragnarok
—	1 Vote	How to Play With EA's
—	1 Vote	Wall Street's Top Analysts Are Bullish on These Favorite Franks
—	1 Vote	After Careful Consideration, NASA Ready to Embrace the Big Bang for Your Fall Foliage
—	1 Vote	There's No Place on Earth

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