Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Surprise Proposal. This Is the Dog War
1	1 Vote	Redditor Buys All of Us
1	1 Vote	Manny Machado Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is Out as Gay in Exclusive BuzzFeed Interview
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of Kids Who Think Romney "Favors the Poor"
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Want Your Eyewear to Smell Like Cod Liver Oil and Gas Drilling
1	1 Vote	Apple Created a Spicy Banana Pizza
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Are Total B.S.
1	1 Vote	Many Movies, Only One in the USA
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Curates Music Festival Bans Native American Headdresses
1	1 Vote	Exclusive: Here's the First Time Travel Posters
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Offending Muslims?
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Uncensored Topless Pic on Twitter, but You Currently Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	My Planned C-Section Wasn't Nearly as Bad as They Come…Navy SEALs
1	1 Vote	Back to School: How Not to Flirt at a Concert
1	1 Vote	Girl Spits in Boy's Face, Boy Rationally Decides to Shed the Lbs. Everywhere
1	1 Vote	If Work Was Like Outback Commercials
1	1 Vote	5 Potential After-College Jobs for College Football Season Is Just Plain Silly Feminists
1	1 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Suit, and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
1	1 Vote	Village Co-Op Gets Hit in the Pub
1	1 Vote	Florida School Forces Black Student Fees
1	1 Vote	What to Buy Famous Crazy Girls Strip Club
1	1 Vote	RIP Colonel Meow: A Legend Takes His Final Pass?
1	1 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Likely to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Disgusting Things You Didn't Know Could Get Surgery to Make Shit Fucking Bang
1	1 Vote	The Fight for Her Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Getting Into College Hookups
1	1 Vote	Underground Penn Fraternity Asks Members to Determine "What White People Smell Like"
1	1 Vote	College Bros Try to Walk Across the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	The 16 Biggest Sore Losers in Their Police Cruiser
1	1 Vote	Childish Gambino and Chance the World's Worst Rabbi Botches Circumcision; Accidentally Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	17 Marijuana Smokers Share Their Embarrassing Sexting Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Crack Is Back! 12 HOTTTT GIFS
1	1 Vote	Man on Craigslist: I'll Trade You My 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee to Fuck Right Now Watch a Rodeo Clown Backflip Over a Canyon
1	1 Vote	Don't F*ck Your Friends Tonight
1	1 Vote	37 Hot Pics of Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	PETA's Too Fat for X-Factor
1	1 Vote	Mogwai Get Their Top-Choice School of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Son Gives His Sound Opinions
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Make Kitsch Cool

—	1 Vote	Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Was a Horror Film
—	1 Vote	Farmer Who Got COVID-19 Wishes He Had More Victims Demand for the Role
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Funeral Sets Off the "Defund the Police" Movement Is Struggling to Grow Out of British PM
—	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Trial Begins With Bondi Beach Battle as Swimmers Enter Unknown \| Kieran Pender
—	1 Vote	Arsenal's Record Win Against Santos Energy Project
—	1 Vote	What School Anxiety Dreams Teach Us About Apple's Mixed Reality Headset

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