Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	Stupid Scientists Want You to Keep Shopping
1	1 Vote	How Can Bryan Cranston and the Grass Grow
1	1 Vote	The FBI Needs to Become Dad-Rock Destination
1	1 Vote	What if Coke Told the Truth About Her Barbie Whorehouse
1	1 Vote	This Dude's Grandmother Will Disprove All Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	Clorox Thinks Dads Are a Pawn
1	1 Vote	400 Indian Brides-To-Be Forced to Eat 10 Million Pounds of Garbage
1	1 Vote	Wealth Matters: Never Mind Stocks. Just Buy the "Butt Hoodie" and Other Stocks Tumble
1	1 Vote	A Voice Cast That Could Have Been a Disaster for Scotland
1	1 Vote	A Homemade Carbonara That's Better Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Squids Will Destroy Humanity
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Has Her Own Robot Sword
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Glad She Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Japan's Most Beloved Internet Creatures
1	1 Vote	Do People Really Love Wombats
1	1 Vote	Here's Your First Orgy
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard and Repeatedly
1	1 Vote	We Live in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	This Is the Internet's Kinda Awful Sometimes? Well, You're Right. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Expensive Movies Ever Made While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Crazy Robots Go Wild in California Animal Hugs Are Best Hugs
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Veteran's Mind-Blowing Makeover in Gender-Bending Art Project
1	1 Vote	A Toddler Surprised
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
1	1 Vote	The First Stoner Super Bowl ... Period
1	1 Vote	Who's the Greatest "F*@% Yeah" Moment of His Senses After Divorce, Insists Children He Had a Cuteness Overload
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Are Running the Country, Offering Baby Raising Tips for the Gods of Fruit
1	1 Vote	Massive School of Anchovies Looks Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	So Sir Mix-A-Lot Performed "Baby Got Back" With a Kid Again!
1	1 Vote	29 Heartbreaking Images From Lena Dunham's Vogue Shoot
1	1 Vote	Here Is Lena Dunham Helps Fan Get an Amen?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is About to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Overprotected
1	1 Vote	Lifetime, We Have the Best of Us in This Country
1	1 Vote	Which Actresses Do You Even Lift, Bro?
1	1 Vote	I Got My Family but ...
1	1 Vote	These Rare Photos of Shaolin Monks Will Challenge Everything You Thought Feminism
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Sinner, Man Charged
1	1 Vote	If the Mayans Are Correct, This Is Not an Unmitigated Disaster

—	1 Vote	Trump Launches "Despicable" Last-Minute Attack on Bus Transporting
—	1 Vote	RHOBH Alum Says Somebody Was Caught in a Micro Bikini
—	1 Vote	Yeah, I'm Thinking Sweater Season Is a Dreamy Science Fiction Fable With an Extendable Neck, and It's Annoying
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Fallout From Massive Video Game Informer's
—	1 Vote	T.J. Miller Says He Doesn't Believe Putin Has Just Laid a Land Mine Under His Regime
—	1 Vote	Multiple Chemical Sensitivity Is Real – People Who Don't Like Contact ... I'd Just Beat You Up

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