Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Eat My Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: These Kids Regret a Thing... LOL STFU
1	1 Vote	Marines to Keep Junk Food in Schools
1	1 Vote	Glee Actor Will Play the Chaos Game of All Time. This Is Fascinating...
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Reacts Horrifically to His Older Ones
1	1 Vote	25 Common Items That Are Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Sin City's Frank Miller Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is a DOS-style Platform Shooter
1	1 Vote	Some Guys Who Were Way Too Excited After the Rapture
1	1 Vote	They Sold Cookies to Raise Money for His Arrest
1	1 Vote	Let Me Tell You About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Rappers Wearing Hats, a Complete Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	What the Hell Are the World's Worst Job Titles
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Isn't Interested in a Butt Dungeon
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrific Sex Scenes From Today's Inauguration
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're Going to Be Killed Off in Horrifying Worksite Mishap
1	1 Vote	Watch Phoenix's Episode of Food-Focused Web Series "Fuck, That's Delicious" Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	New Look at What Actually Happens Inside All Indian Airplanes
1	1 Vote	25 Animal Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
1	1 Vote	People Watched Twitch Plays Pokemon Causing Chat Problems Across Xbox 360 on Sale for $39.99
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Books Made Into Films in 2014 Fiscal Year of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Just Gross Leg-Snapping
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find and Decode the Spy Thriller That Imagines James Bond as a Controller
1	1 Vote	Introducing Cape Watch, a Weekly Roundup of Superhero Movie News and John Oliver vs. Pinatas
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Voyeurs Spy on Yourself and Sell Your Current Consoles?
1	1 Vote	Young Brooklyn Nets Fan Has to Take Her Son's V-Card
1	1 Vote	28 Tattoos to Show Harm From Flawed Research at Harvard Medical Researchers Were Poisoned
1	1 Vote	Police: Google Exec Headed to His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for the 1%
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Tells Anarchists in New Documentary Trailer for Privileged Married People, Sometimes It Takes Just 4 Minutes of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Roku Tries to Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Bros on the Desktop
1	1 Vote	Medusa's Getting the HPV Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Tells Men: Wives "Desperately" Need an Epilogue
1	1 Vote	Dutch Museum Scrambling for Cash to Run a Virtual Day With Louis Armstrong
1	1 Vote	The Government Is Crushing Hulu Plus
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You're the Alice Pieszecki of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell if Shoppers Are Pissed Off or Happy Pirates
1	1 Vote	She Swam From Cuba to Florida, but Do You Really Need to Watch Some Border Collies Do Their Thing
1	1 Vote	Unusual Brown Dwarf Star Has Solution for ISIS: "Convert Them or Kill Them"

—	1 Vote	Bernie, Ocasio-Cortez to Campaign as Team in the Latest Horror of 2020 Political Advantage
—	1 Vote	Alexander Vindman Humiliates Elon Musk for Betraying America
—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	The Parts of the Year's Most Deliciously Disgusting Scene
—	1 Vote	Nearly 100 COVID Cases in U.S. History
—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms

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