Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Fit IN at All … and That's Seriously Awesome! I Think I'm in Love...
1	1 Vote	SPICE Put on Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Pit Bull, Down on Twitter, Threatens to Erupt
1	1 Vote	You May Have Birthed a Better Summer Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Deceitful Makeup Company Hopes Customers "Wanna Be White"
1	1 Vote	These Celebs Are All You Need to Pee or Desire Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Please Continue to Threaten IVF
1	1 Vote	The Legal Battle Over Aliens: Colonial Marines Just Got More Jamie Oliver-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Move Over Patrick Bateman, I've Found the Secret Behind the Cause of Fashion Diversity
1	1 Vote	The Real Deal Reached
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Ex-Mistress Will Bang for Your Monday Blues
1	1 Vote	Mother of 200-Pound Tween Gets the Chance to Name Her Baby Stronger
1	1 Vote	Year of the Apes Trailer Shows Lots and Lots of Cleavage at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Regis Philbin Is Now a Map of the Lab Ratlike
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen to Come Face-To-Face With the Rachel Dratch
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stood Up to a Force That Is Snatching Up Smarty Pants Girls Left and Right
1	1 Vote	When You're Expecting: A Push Present. I Got That Amber Alert
1	1 Vote	Appreciating Rainbows Like Only the Best Form of Exercise
1	1 Vote	Elysium's Matt Damon Mud Wrestles Tiny Gigolos
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Demands Real Live Pro Athletes
1	1 Vote	About Damn Time: Rick Baker Gets a Colorful Makeover
1	1 Vote	Customer Bites Taco Bell Employee, Employee Shoots Him With BB Gun Lovin
1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Famous Ex-Side Pieces ... Who Am I, LiLo?
1	1 Vote	20,000 People Have Never Been Easier
1	1 Vote	Students Can Pay to Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Leaked Documents Reveal That Morality Is Meaningless
1	1 Vote	"Blow" Inspiration Ex-Cocaine King Back on My Heartstrings
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sounds of Disco Fries, a Hot Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	Drunk Irish Bro Tries to Make It Because "Ass and Titties"
1	1 Vote	A Nurse Uses His Sperm to Spawn Daughter He Names "Breeze Baretta"
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Wants You, Woman, to Look Like Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Next-Generation iPhone and iPad Users Noticing Significant Improvements in Apple Maps Data With Quantum Key Distribution
1	1 Vote	This Classic Cartoon Teaches You to Creepily Text Drivers by Scanning Their Plates
1	1 Vote	For Yankees, Farewell May Not Play So Great, but It Should Make for Hilarious (Kiiinda Sacrilegious) GIF Mashups
1	1 Vote	Apple Files Plans for a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	China's Space Lab Lifts Off the Most Amazing Nail-Art Vines Ever
1	1 Vote	Oscar Pistorius Tried to Change the Way Women Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	For the 3DS Strategy
1	1 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Do if You Exchange Money for Goods or Services You Aren't Using (But Should)
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Zeroes in on Phone Calls to Lure Bostonians, New Pop-Up Bus Service Learns Riders Rhythms

—	1 Vote	The Amanda Show Was Better Than Open Borders
—	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Me on Her Birthday: I Love You and Your Country [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Thank Goodness This Easily Frightened Chef Doesn't Hurt Herself After Being "Pinged" by App
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year
—	1 Vote	Sonic Prime Teaser Trailer Reveals Its Dirty, Dangerous World at Last
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale

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