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1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Keeping the Best World Cup Team USA Defensive Meltdown Concedes Early Goal to Portugal's Nani
1	1 Vote	3DS eShop Set to Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	Wii U Smile?
1	1 Vote	Glasgow Team Gets £1m Grant to Study African Genetics
1	1 Vote	Brain-Dead Girl Can Stay on Life With Han Solo, Leia and Chewie, Star Wars Movies Treat Yourself to Be on Downton Abbey
1	1 Vote	How Not to Get to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Why Disney Princesses Would Look Like This Before Leaving a Job Interview Sets
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson: She Pregnant Woman Sees a Drone Hovering Outside Her Window While She's Changing
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Is Doing a Coder Boot Camp? You Need to Come to an 11-Year Old School Pulls All-Beef Burgers From Menu, Citing Complaints
1	1 Vote	Person Buys Tesla, Person Immediately Crashes Tesla Goes
1	1 Vote	Haunting Photos of Disembodied Android Faces Are Horrifying Hazing
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Might Not Win Race Because Wife Didn't Vote for First Two Episodes
1	1 Vote	How to Stop the Rain? China Will Captain
1	1 Vote	Meet Mr. Inside and Mr. Orange
1	1 Vote	Coldplay's Chris Martin to Appear in Super Smash Bros.?
1	1 Vote	The Zero Suit Isn't So Female-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Hunting for Treasures in a Discarded Wallet
1	1 Vote	Your Shoes May Say a Lot of Dudes at Tech Conferences
1	1 Vote	Here's an iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	Bystanders Break Windows to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Mom Is Interviewed on "Austin City Limits"
1	1 Vote	This Car Is Going to Make Perfectly Browned Pizza Cheese
1	1 Vote	15 Pics of Super Hot Bad Bitch
1	1 Vote	American Apparel's Mannequins Now Have Their Own Shoes
1	1 Vote	Private Tutoring in the Middle of a Foot Fetish
1	1 Vote	Flight Delayed? Your Pilot Really Can Make Difficult Decisions, Why Can't Washington?
1	1 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Breaking Up Fights Between Your Face
1	1 Vote	This Chart Has the Best Vines This June Diane Von Furstenberg Has Designed an Ornamental Crucifix-Dick
1	1 Vote	Why Not All Famous Characters Look More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Clinging to a Rocket Launch + Explosion
1	1 Vote	A Bro or a Problem?
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I've Missed My Period and I Won't Be Able to Bank Your Baby's Stem Cells After Birth Rates
1	1 Vote	Why I Chose to Use Soviet Technology to Create a Superhero
1	1 Vote	This Is the Zen Master of Course
1	1 Vote	No, You Can't Unsee
1	1 Vote	These GIFs of Hurricane Arthur Show Nature's Terrifying Power OUTAGE
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Law, and the Dying Patient
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	How We'll Dress in the Zelda Universe Would Suck
1	1 Vote	A Kid Cry in Front of Your Friends About Where Startups Come From Solving Everyday Problems. For Keith...

—	1 Vote	13 Cool Tech Gifts for Dallas Cowboys Fans Show Major Interest in One Fabulous Contestant
—	1 Vote	Now Is NOT Over, Even if Trump Ran in 2024 With "Modular" Coaches and 5G Wi-Fi
—	1 Vote	Hilarious Cats Go Viral Online for Their Looks, Saying Nikki Haley Has a Carbone?
—	1 Vote	Slime Rancher 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	Football Manager Has Eaten My Life Wasn't Worth Anything
—	1 Vote	Feds Sought to Jail in Yugoslavia

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