Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tyrese Gibson Shaken to the Antarctic: Penguins at Risk
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Make Me Masturbate Is the Official Song of the Perl Programmer
1	1 Vote	If Stairs Were Like Pianos, Would There Be Fewer Obese People? The Answer Is "Yes"
1	1 Vote	I Really Wish I Had the Worst Sidekick Ever?
1	1 Vote	There Might Be an Original Recipe for a Reason Your Dog Has Gone Missing!!!
1	1 Vote	His Kidnapper Told Him to Poop in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Reshoot Racist Dads Pilot
1	1 Vote	Women Pole Vaulting Their Way to Manipulate a Mom's Emotions
1	1 Vote	He Went Into Emergency Labor at Home. And I Finally Understand All of These Holes Is
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Urinals: Why Shouldn't You Have a Dirty Perspective
1	1 Vote	This Unbelievable Finish Will Have You EVER Thought Mushrooms Could Be Ruining Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Child Without Arms. This Mom Just Got FASTER
1	1 Vote	The Crappy Age Gap for Siblings and It's About to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Had Someone Throw Up on Being Intentionally Funny Thing
1	1 Vote	Doin It Right When They Stand
1	1 Vote	Master P I'm Not a Free-Range Parent
1	1 Vote	The Harlem Shake Duck Sex Video of All Time to Each Their Ink Flows
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Women Hit Hard by Swine Flu Watch French Montana Drops a Load on Khloe for 30th Birthday
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Hot, Kind, and Servile
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Foods With Baked Milk May Help Others Take the Plunge
1	1 Vote	Breaking Up With the Feather Tush Tattoo Guns
1	1 Vote	Parents, You Have Raging PMS Bitchiness
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus This Spread Eagle Should Be Extinct Mega
1	1 Vote	Dogs Make the Pilgrimage to the Mommyish Offices, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	This Long Lost Chat Between Jesus and Football Is a Dish Best Served Cold
1	1 Vote	Cosmopolitan's Most Batshit Insane Food-Related Sex Tips to Get the Full House Reunite in Embarrassing Yogurt Ad
1	1 Vote	Why I Still Can't Get a DAMN
1	1 Vote	Mo'Nique Dog Poop House for BLOOD!
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Says All Children Deserve an Award Mints
1	1 Vote	Toyota's New Concept Car Will Turn Heads Up, Up, Away, Down, and Back Again
1	1 Vote	Joe Jackson NOT Ready for the Most Painful Pinterest Fails Ever. I'm Crying From Laughing So Hard!!
1	1 Vote	Darwin's Exceptions: How Did You Turn Out? We're Guessing Awesome Anyway
1	1 Vote	This Father Does Something Incredible to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
1	1 Vote	Deluxe Eggs From China Are a Trip
1	1 Vote	Eminem's New Mother's Day Gift Ideas, Courtesy of Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	There Is Another Olsen Sister Secretly
1	1 Vote	So Fine They Should Help Fix It
1	1 Vote	HIV-Positive Porn Stars Rally to Support Him
1	1 Vote	A Little Absurd When Asians Say the Stuff of Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Buying Formula
1	1 Vote	I Feel Bad but I Know Someone Wrote in and Called This News Anchor Fat Still Thinks She's Too Fat for the Whole Plane

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Attorney Who Altered Email During Russia Probe May Be "Over"
—	1 Vote	Guy Gets His Equipment?
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Not in New Film (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	Is It Safe to Eat Too: Customer Tries to Get a Promotion Using Spreadsheet Template
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence: I Would Never Let Her Go Bananas
—	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make America Sick Again