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Thanks for Buying". I Reply With "You Being Married to John Legend!

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discovered by ferrihydrite
2015-09-29

2015-09-29

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    Hey Chrissy Teigen! Congrats On Getting Married to John Legend!
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    January Jones Is Totally Down with You Being into Her Butt Sweat
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    Bought something from store, cash register lady says "thanks for buying". I reply with "you too"
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    Thanks for making me feel like a hipster
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    How valid is the point you're making if it ends with you being married to a horse?
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