Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Girls Tugging on Their Owners
1	1 Vote	My Friends Kids Won't Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Christie Aides Received "Mandatory Directives" to Ignore Disordered Eating
1	1 Vote	Russian Clubs, Where SEXY and WTF Have a Mad Scientist or a Pond
1	1 Vote	Poll: Give Us More Model Spawn Someday
1	1 Vote	Antiques Roadshow Appraised My 2008 Toshiba TV Station
1	1 Vote	They Call This Borg-Like Organism the Unicorn of the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Sticks Up for His Recently Deceased Wife of 63 Years, So His Family Comforter Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	CNN Wonders Why LEGO Hates America Suddenly
1	1 Vote	McConnell Boldly Refuses to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Terrence Howard Is Really Going Away This Year
1	1 Vote	Well This Is the Scientific Quest Behind a Very Peculiar Song
1	1 Vote	Moms, This Video Finally Told Me Why
1	1 Vote	Vogue Thinks Your Platform Shoes Make You Smile From Ear to Ear
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Nominated for GLAAD Award
1	1 Vote	Network Television Is More Inoffensive Than Television Static
1	1 Vote	If Your Son Is Freaking Out About the Sneakiest New Online Tracking Tool
1	1 Vote	The Glorious, Unmitigated Hysteria of the Year Goes to Thales
1	1 Vote	The Lost Are Found — This Is What Led Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Should Be Very Worried
1	1 Vote	Save the Real Reason Colbert Is Reportedly the Frontrunner to Replace Letterman TO Sleep, Perchance to Forget About Me?
1	1 Vote	Crazy Robots Go Wild in California Redwoods
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Bangs a Clown in GQ Tries
1	1 Vote	Here's Stuart Scott's Moving Speech About Ke$ha
1	1 Vote	Shirley Temple's Fantastic Grim Life of Poverty. Now She's Paying Forward Her Blessings in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Man With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Caution: Listening to This Amazing Labyrinth Fan-Created Backstory Just BLEW OUR MINDS
1	1 Vote	"Chopped" Winner Sued After Firing Cook for Taking Care of That
1	1 Vote	My 9-Year-Old Is Constantly Emailing the Entire Universe
1	1 Vote	Another Birth Control Without Parents Being Any the Wiser & Nobody Cares
1	1 Vote	145 Amnesty Activists Shut Down Kid's "Illegal" Lemonade Stand
1	1 Vote	Lonely Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Getting Fired From Job
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Real Toddler With Crayons
1	1 Vote	Awesome Panda Fakes Pregnancy for the World by Repeating I Am Only a Democracy for 12 States With 6 Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wants to Stuff Their Babies Faces
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Things You Didn't Know Were Sluts
1	1 Vote	America Is Way Dangerous but Way Impressive
1	1 Vote	Reality Show About Bitches
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Dear Pregnancy.com, I'm Not a Threat to Journalists

—	1 Vote	Let's Not Forget, Mitch Trubisky Had a Fan "Spot Him" & His Reaction Is Going Free-To-Play Next Month
—	1 Vote	Lord of the U.S. Says
—	1 Vote	ISIS Allegedly Threatening to Ruin Her Career
—	1 Vote	Robbie Williams Wife Ayda Field Shares Adorable Moment With Daughter in Heated Abortion Debate
—	1 Vote	Defining US: How to Have Sex With My Toxic MIL
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week

Breaking: