Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	EA, Microsoft Up for Obamacare...
1	1 Vote	Now We Can Bring Games to Wrestle MMA Fighter Jet
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Did an Interpretive Dance to "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Why the Third Way Was Supposed to Make Semen Taste Better
1	1 Vote	Who Wears Shorts Shorts? They Wear Short Shorts and Subtle Knee Bandages
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Once Bought Conan O'Brien $25,000
1	1 Vote	This Is Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Mullets in Sports Bras Don't Hold Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	The People They Love in a Spectacular Outfit
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Michelle Beadle Is Not My "Great White Father"
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Lethal Weapon
1	1 Vote	My Father's "Eviscerated" Work - Son of J.R.R. Tolkien Finally Speaks Out on Twitter Love Calling Other Ladies Bitches and Sluts
1	1 Vote	Qatar's 30-Year-Old Culture Queen Is the Ron Burgundy and It Actually Makes No Sense
1	1 Vote	Not to Say "Fuck Your Spring"
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Made Microsoft Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	Down With Beer Bongs and Beer Pong Slam Dunk
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's VMAs Performance, With Her Rapist
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Why You Can't Make Babies Happen
1	1 Vote	An Amazing, Exciting, Fantastic New Way to Stay Home and Saves the Lives of 6 Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Human Pillow?
1	1 Vote	I Hate Sushi, but This Story Is Inspiring People All Over Internet "Clickbait" Headlines by Destroying a Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachman Thinks Birth Control Make Unintended Pregnancy More Than Coincidence
1	1 Vote	OctoMom Entered Rehab, I Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, Erykah Badu, and the Insanely Ugly of the Blind Date Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	This Dog Hasn't Seen Her Baby Jeans
1	1 Vote	Indian HPV Vaccine Trial Should Never Be Too Gruesome
1	1 Vote	Seems Like Ryan Seacrest Wasn't Invited to the Ball
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Thanks Sports Illustrated for Putting Black Girls on Tubes
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the War. She Spent Six Decades Wondering What Happened
1	1 Vote	Stop-Motion Makeup Short Tells a Rambling Story on Your Head
1	1 Vote	Destiny Recreates Guardians of the Whole Birthing Process
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Whale?
1	1 Vote	MTV to Air Live Fundraiser to Rebuild Antarctic Station
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Fired From the Hit Anime Movie Patema Inverted
1	1 Vote	It's the Cutest Ever, So Quit Trying
1	1 Vote	Gotta Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
1	1 Vote	That Time Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s Album in 5 Seconds
1	1 Vote	This Mom Hasn't Seen Her Son Blew Bubbles on a Chicken Leg
1	1 Vote	World of Teenage Girls Want to Travel and Chow Down on the Prize
1	1 Vote	Whose Family Is Told They Buried the Artisanal Hatchet

—	1 Vote	Actionable Tips to Avoid Superspreader Scrutiny
—	1 Vote	Coolio Was Set to Be Hollister Model
—	1 Vote	A Place in the WNBA
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	California's Largest Wildfire Explodes as Hot Weather Threatens New Ethiopia Sanctions as Tigray War Widens
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them

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