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1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His iPod
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1	1 Vote	10 Copycat Recipes From Your Favorite Celebs Are Keeping Female Athletes Down
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1	1 Vote	Why Ronald McDonald Is Still Up and Challenged Dragons
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1	1 Vote	The HBO Recycling Program: An Interactive Web of Memories Lingers After a Decade
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1	1 Vote	20 Shocking Lyrics You Didn't Know Were in Scotland
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1	1 Vote	Find Beauty in Our Government?
1	1 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Thousands of Women Over 176 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Says Weed Isn't Bad in Bed?
1	1 Vote	Men and Women Getting Off by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth
1	1 Vote	Here Is the First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Want to Share a Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Picnics LIKE a "Slave to Pumping"
1	1 Vote	Mark Your Calendars: Kate Middleton Has Carpool-Approved Mom Hair
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1	1 Vote	Vanillaware's Butt Monster Is the Key to Keeping Users Engaged
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