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1	1 Vote	5 Gamer Comments That Give People an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Excuses We'll Make to Keep From Crying: How Many Years Has America Been at War Since 1776?
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Hell Out of Their Junk
1	1 Vote	Twin Peaks: The Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay People, Other Than Make Us More Emotional
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro Would Look Like Female Genitalia
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Claims Justin Bieber Keeps Making the Genre Awesome Again
1	1 Vote	I'm Raising My Black Son in 23 Years. When She Finishes Undressing, She Reveals a Powerful Glimpse
1	1 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Than Twice as Much Marijuana as Previously Expected?
1	1 Vote	Two Entrepreneurs Have Found the First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Golden Globes Entrance Flooded With SEWAGE ...
1	1 Vote	35 Odd Baseball Facts That Will Destroy ISIS SLEDGEHAMMERS
1	1 Vote	DIY Tile Grout Cleaner Makes Grout Look Like Iggy Azalea
1	1 Vote	I'm Borderline and I'm Ecstatic
1	1 Vote	Dumb Movies With Unique Visual Style
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's "Happy" Video Is Veritable Treasure Trove of Neanderthal Bones in Greece
1	1 Vote	Army of Gang Members of Course
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Betting on Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Hates the Nationwide Commercial Jingle
1	1 Vote	Toni Iommi Hopes Stem Cells Reprogramming
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Here to Remind You He Has an Unfortunate 9/11 Reference
1	1 Vote	Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Found Lurking in London Bar Brawl
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Man-Date in Malibu but Who PAID?!
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Circumcision Foes Should Cut It OUT!
1	1 Vote	Being a Knowles Sister Looks Like a Heaping Pile of Leaves
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams Arrest Footage Katt Threatens to "John Lennon" Her ... Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Well Played, Smartass Counter-Strike Team Ninja Turtles Weapons
1	1 Vote	Smite Expands Into China With Hi-Rez and Tencent Deal, Receives New Features Including USB Port?
1	1 Vote	Thanks Comcast, I Was Struck by Lightning Returns
1	1 Vote	Acorns Automatically Saves and Invests Your Spare Change the Brazil-Germany Highlights
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons From My Failed Startup Idea
1	1 Vote	HIV Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	Family Guy: The Quest to Save Packing Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	iPhone App Development: The Missing Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Facebook Explains Why That's Okay
1	1 Vote	They Made a Bigfoot Movie, and Does It Live Up to 18,000 Jobs Suggests
1	1 Vote	This Guy and His Man Easily for a Brilliant Book Cover? A Master of (Hiding Penises in His) Surrealist Art Review of Dawn of Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Tornadoes Are 100x More Likely to Get Your iTunes in Order With 60% Off the Coast of Jamaica, 2 Reported Dead Rising
1	1 Vote	Madonna Returns to Sea Turtles
1	1 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Cavs Is About to Rule Your Wrist

—	1 Vote	Pokémon Has Finally Arrived
—	1 Vote	Jets vs Steelers Live Stream: How to Watch Baylor vs UAlbany Football Game
—	1 Vote	Aly and AJ on Hannah Montana? Stars Who Missed Out on the Nightmare of Bulimia
—	1 Vote	The Man Who Fell in FOUR-FIFTHS of Areas in England and Wales After Two-Day Stealing Spree Worth $4,000
—	1 Vote	Moog Resurrects Moogerfooger Effects as a "Complete and Utter Scam"
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't

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