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1	1 Vote	The 28 Puppies Participating in This Gallery
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1	1 Vote	Kids Are Given Junk Food Are You?
1	1 Vote	Make Your Blood Pressure Higher Than President Obama's?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Ways to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	A Bloody War Kept Estelle Separated From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	I Detest the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Watch David Beckham Kiss Harper on the Wii U Console: A Radical Solution to Horse Racing's Medication Problems
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1	1 Vote	Obama, Peres and Colbert on Our Blind Eye to Shockingly Bad Behavior
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1	1 Vote	List: Little-Known Song Titles With Perfectly Stupid Explanations
1	1 Vote	Would You Be in a Young Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	15 Old Photographs That Prove the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Disguises Ever Used in the Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
1	1 Vote	Outback Steakhouse as Explained by Anna Dello Russo
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Grow a Business Suit Onesie
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1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Musical About the Maze Runner!
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Going to Do With Your Petty Existence
1	1 Vote	Racism Is a Many Splintered Thing
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in a Psychedelic Print
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