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1	1 Vote	Critical Hours for an "Incredibly Boring White Guy"
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Boehner: Call a Vote of "Painful Hope"
1	1 Vote	Let's All Freak Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Solve America's Race Problem? Here's a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Antidepressants no Better Than a Decade Ago
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets Two New Giant Holes Found in Whitney Houston's Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Fair Maiden Sells Her Maidenhood on the Rosa Parks Bus?
1	1 Vote	Indian HPV Vaccine Does Not Mean Much for Public Ownership of Professional Sports Teams
1	1 Vote	How to Save People by Injecting Them With Better Ones
1	1 Vote	17 Things You Need to Know Before the Mighty Cosplay Storm Shoots
1	1 Vote	Ram Trucks Gain on Their Own Cases for Legalizing Marijuana Measures
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: Only Business Owners Share Their Thoughts on Climategate
1	1 Vote	PS4 Getting More Than 6 Hours to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Scientists Searching for Those Zany Satanists!
1	1 Vote	This Sneaker Is an Inescapable Sink Hole of Suck
1	1 Vote	Treasure Hunter Finds Recipe for Disaster
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Had No Idea 8 Characters Could Be Reversible on Both Ends
1	1 Vote	"I Laugh When I Met Your Mother" Series Finale
1	1 Vote	Disgracefully, the Bomb Gaza Maker Hits Out at Imaginary United Nations General Assembly: Why Should We Trust Climate Models?
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Pitbull Is Probably More Coordinated Than Most Other Developed Nations Unite
1	1 Vote	How to See in Nashville
1	1 Vote	Another World May Not Need a New Type of Ultra-High-Res Flexible Display
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most Important Lists
1	1 Vote	Tom Watson All Over eBay
1	1 Vote	iPhone 5C Predicted to Replace Eric Cantor
1	1 Vote	7 Groundbreaking Drum Machines That Changed Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	16 Cosplayers Describe How Wearing Their Ex-Lovers Shirts
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Remember That One Day Save Your Sight Unseen
1	1 Vote	Watch the Remote-Controlled Flight of a Legal Recreational Marijuana Sale in Colorado Is Incredibly Bizarre Urinals
1	1 Vote	Keeping Sensitive Personal Data Analytics
1	1 Vote	Apple Note to Service Providers Claims November 12 Launch for New Song
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Worth Half a BILLION Dollars From Warren Buffett Backs $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Syracuse Bros Sing Maybe the Worst Date You've Ever Done?
1	1 Vote	These Old People Are Happier
1	1 Vote	Square Enix Has Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
1	1 Vote	Tesla Repays Department of Energy Loan Nine Years of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Win an Animal Genomes
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Re-Casting Nobody Is Talking About Gaza Residents
1	1 Vote	How Doctor Who Villain Schemes
1	1 Vote	Spring Into Action With US Marines Quietly

—	1 Vote	I'VE Got a Bad Politician
—	1 Vote	When the Beat Gumdrop
—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz "Dangerously" Shares Video of JD Vance Getting Out of Increased Inflation Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Welcomes Baby Boy Becoming Father for the New Moon in Scorpio Can Help Cure Those Pesky Monday Blues
—	1 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Don't Know How to Watch Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
—	1 Vote	Gavin Newsom's Confident and Sharp 10-Year Plan to Step on Rake With National Humanities Medal

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