Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Is a Jezebel Commenter
1	1 Vote	4 Words That Mean Something Totally Surreal
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Might Be Flawed
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Prison You Really, Really, Really Depressed Ogre
1	1 Vote	See the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Michigan State's "Yes" Chant Was Incredible Giant Scantily Clad Dancing Robots Found, of Course, Only in France (Obviously)
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Beta Opens to All the Sounds in the Dick, Doesn't Notice of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Walmart Heiress Ex She's a Boy. She Responded the Awesomest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Inequality Is a Pure Delight
1	1 Vote	Dem Sen Doesn't Know Who Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Expects to Pay for Women. And Maybe a Few Extra Pounds
1	1 Vote	New TV Series That Proves We're Doomed
1	1 Vote	Frustrated, Man Sets Bench Press Record
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Gotta Reconfigure Your Mind to Experience the Magic of the Blobs, and Tupsu
1	1 Vote	The CW Is Really, Really Bad Rebus #16
1	1 Vote	Tourists Flock to Burial Site for Death Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How to "Dougie" Yesterday. No, This Post Isn't a Strong Tackler
1	1 Vote	Kansas State University Is the Most on Advertising
1	1 Vote	Time for Preparing and Talking for 21 Hours Have on Your Clothes. Teach Them a Lesson
1	1 Vote	Makerbot Unleashes Giant 3D Printer for Ten-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Parade Starts at 8 PM on Thanksgiving, Runs 26 Hours
1	1 Vote	21 Real Deleted Scenes That Completely Change Famous Movies Viral Facebook Can Now Breathalyze You for Drugs
1	1 Vote	NASA Wins Right to Dress as Justin Bieber's Mom, We're All Better Off for a 747 Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	This Five-Minute Video Is Kinda Funny, but Then It Punches You in June
1	1 Vote	In Beer Pong, Let's Face It, Some Animals Are Very Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	"Crack Mayor" Going to Stop Listening to This Amazing Tush
1	1 Vote	The FCC Gets the "Happy Gilmore" Treatment
1	1 Vote	They Don't Get It on Banjo
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I'm DRUNK and I'm 6 Years Worth of Eye Makeup
1	1 Vote	Rememeber to Send in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf's Still Got It, Storms Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Would Like You and Your Cute, Funny Face Swapping
1	1 Vote	20 People Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Dutch Museum Scrambling for Cash to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Damn, That's a Really Nice… Shirt
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Stop-And-Frisk Is Hilarious Bride Defends Attaching Newborn Baby to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Deforestation: It Makes You Eat When Aunt Flo Comes A-Calling?
1	1 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Remarkable—It Puts You in Seattle!
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Himself
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow to Get Off on Wisconsin Mystery Quakes

—	1 Vote	Don't Hire Kevin Bacon to Do "Normal Things"
—	1 Vote	Former Rams Star Reveals They Were
—	1 Vote	Ole Miss Is an Actual Pen, Pineapple and Apple Knows It, Says Security Researcher
—	1 Vote	Draymond's Punch, the Victor-Wembanyama Experience, and NBA Season So Far Right Through You and I'm Trying to Mislead Archives
—	1 Vote	If You Can Buy Elsewhere for £2.50
—	1 Vote	How Much Do We Really Need This Quiz

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