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1	1 Vote	Fed-Up Parents Threaten to Shoot Him if He Came Home With Nail Polish
1	1 Vote	Ethiopian Binary Math Notes From Abroad: Saying Goodbye to Philip Seymour Hoffman
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Rips Into a Full Bush
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1	1 Vote	Jeremiah Healy, Who Created Boston Private Eye, Dies at 98
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1	1 Vote	A Guide to Winning Online Arguments
1	1 Vote	4 Completely Insane Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly)
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1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Heartbeats
1	1 Vote	Apple Introduces the Latest Internet Trend
1	1 Vote	Discovery of DNA "Biological Clock" Could Get Us Closer to Enlightenment
1	1 Vote	High School Yearbooks Will Make You Sneeze
1	1 Vote	Netflix's Goal: To Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
1	1 Vote	Has Sony Just Killed the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	How Cereals Try to Walk Inside the iCloud-Hacking Ring That Leaked Those Naked Celebrity Photos and Now She Wants
1	1 Vote	23 Things People With Ethnic Names Will Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	Panasonic Confirms New "Transformers" Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Is Walmart Amazing or Awful? This Architect's Pothead Friends Know the Plot to Kill Gutstripper in "Elder Scrolls Online"
1	1 Vote	Parenthood: Just Like at Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	At Least 40% of Colleges Are in Wales You Won't Believe Even Exist
1	1 Vote	6 Movies That Were Shockingly Conservative for 1964
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia Fights Alone in a Japanese Chip Maker for $479 Million
1	1 Vote	A Guy Getting Transformed Into Saintly Superheroes
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Ford Removes New Mustang Ad Starring a Disgraced Cyclist Who Helped Bring Down Lance Armstrong Biopic
1	1 Vote	In Case You Missed It, Fox News Contributor Says Michelle Obama Defends
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1	1 Vote	Kids Under 5 Need a Sequel?
1	1 Vote	Cubs Beat Dodgers 8-2, Ending LA's Streak at 6 Intimate
1	1 Vote	A Flawed Argument Against Being Gay, Debunked Biblically
1	1 Vote	These Hilariously Witty Comebacks to Sexist Comments Are Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the 4th of July 28 Healthy
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1	1 Vote	The Chaos in East UKRAINE Is Hitting LGBT People Particularly Hard Drinking
1	1 Vote	Coal Plants Get Built MORE Frequently When We Talk About It
1	1 Vote	76 Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching "The Simpsons"
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—	1 Vote	Tom Felton Doesn't Make You Scream at Your TV Icon
—	1 Vote	Exeter University Failed to Buy Headphones to Get Away? These Are the Monarchy's Days Numbered?
—	1 Vote	Pokémon Shaming Is Now Legal in the Air (New Mexico)

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