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Coconut Thai Iced Tea, Strawberry Fizz. Ashland, OR Maybe Marriage Isn't for Her. The Rest of Her Interviews. Nice Insight

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discovered by ferrihydrite
2015-10-02

2015-10-02

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    Maybe she has a point. I regret having judged her without ever seeing a single one of her interviews. nice insight.
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