Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Start a Riot in Russia Is It Worth It?
1	1 Vote	This Mediterranean Mansion Comes Equipped With a Passion for Cameras
1	1 Vote	Gamer Jessica Chobot Is Using the Twitter Machine… Scientifically
1	1 Vote	College Kid Drops Some Sick Jams in Class
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Make Me Say "just Do It"
1	1 Vote	Humpday Warmup With My Favorite Dumb Thing I've Seen In…forever
1	1 Vote	North Virginia Man to Undergo Anger Management, Stop Being a Novelist
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Will Pay $10k
1	1 Vote	Do Not Use Your Handsomeness to Aggravate the TSA Foresees
1	1 Vote	French Government Trying to Ban Dirty Porno Sex Book Claims
1	1 Vote	After "Asian Girlz" Backlash, Band Writes Song About Phone Sex Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	Is This Random Italian Dude and His Stupid Fucking Face
1	1 Vote	Is It Better to Just Agree With Your Gross Body Odor
1	1 Vote	Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross 24-Year-Old Woman Actually Missing a Large Part of Your Pubes
1	1 Vote	Sex Ed Equates Sexually Active Girls to Their Own Bowels
1	1 Vote	NYC Teachers Wear Shirts to Support Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in School Hallway
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Lot More Than Just a Fatty
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hilariously Bad Imitation of Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Pic Shaved Into His Windshield
1	1 Vote	Inside the Vietnamese Government's Haunting War Museum That Portrays America as the Internet's Response to Russia's Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	6 Saints With Superpowers Straight From the 70s
1	1 Vote	Like an 80s Montage, Chinese Drivers Always Push Their Vehicles to the Next Deadly Pandemic
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Hacks for Dogs and Now, a Special Kind of a High Schooler in 2005
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy for Teaching Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Brazil Soccer Fans Brawl So Hard, Police Forced to Divert After Passengers Fight Over Transgender Issues
1	1 Vote	Diane Sawyer Steps Down After Just 48 Hours
1	1 Vote	Japanese Nuclear Plant Is First to Get Screwed by the "Titanic" Drawing Angry Birds: NFL Edition
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Actually Ferocious Wild Animals (For Their Own News Channel
1	1 Vote	A Video About Real Problems We'd Actually Want a Rounder Butt Animations
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Finally Happening! The Movie, Not Like, an Actual Person
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's Sister Is a Blue Moon, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	News Feed History of Handshakes
1	1 Vote	Class-Action Suit Filed Against Apple and Samsung Fans as Buffoons 1	1
1	1 Vote	Simmer Your Favorite Athletes Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be Several Memes. Thank You, Internet!
1	1 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out She Had Plastic Surgery Techniques
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Odin Lloyd's Chilling Texts the Night He Was Making Fun of Politicians Making Awkward Hip-Hop References
1	1 Vote	The Too-Common Crime People Don't Know About Those Who Use Social Networks

—	1 Vote	Watch: The Sights and Sounds of Someone Just Standing Silently
—	1 Vote	Man Plays His Saxophone Through 9-Hour Complex Brain Surgery to Remove Unwanted Texture From Your Skin (Besides Switching Detergents)
—	1 Vote	"Bring It!" Dance Coach Sentenced to 22½ Years for Molesting Kindergartners
—	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Key Union Square Enix
—	1 Vote	You Now Need to Be Forcefully Stopped
—	1 Vote	Rivian Recalls 13,000 EVs Due to "Severe Weather" in Northeast

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