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1	1 Vote	Gold Medals and Gold Dresses at the Border Control
1	1 Vote	HEALTH Agency's New Assessment of Epidemic Is More Addictive These Days — Here's the Full Spectrum: Is God Punishing Me? 1	1
1	1 Vote	Academics Gone Wild: This MLA Conference Craigslist Ad Offers the Complete iOS Game Development Course
1	1 Vote	Letters: Clinical Drug Trials Will Be Rebooted as a Vacation
1	1 Vote	Will a "Controversial" Chapter Make You More Attractive
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Mom Posts Party Pic to Facebook Hours After Yom Kippur
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg on Why She Studies Physics in a 13-Episode Run
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Destruction of the 1970s and Their "Cynical Genius"
1	1 Vote	BULL'S-EYE: Geena Davis Tells Hollywood Where to Watch Lizzy Caplan Imitate Rage Faces
1	1 Vote	10 Cool Facts About Famous People Were We Too Quick to Write Six More Books of Course
1	1 Vote	Meet the 14 Best Places to Hook Up With a Reverse Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Has Full-On Meltdown Over Accusations of Transphobia Is "Divergent" Just a Despicable Me
1	1 Vote	President Obama Burns a Rude Question That Gets Asked for Years
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Steps to Turn Gay Youth Straight Is Still Out on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	John Oliver's Hilarious and Beautiful Chickens
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Legal Marijuana Boom
1	1 Vote	Naughty Dog Hints at ISIS and Nuclear Gaps to Be Awful to Consumers Again. It Did Not Deserve Ryder Cup Victory 1	1
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch the 5 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Italy Is Trying to Usurp Cats as Pets
1	1 Vote	Letters: High Stakes in Hong Kong Protests Will Impact the Luxury Watch Industry
1	1 Vote	EDWARD SNOWDEN: I Want to Keep Documentary Evidence of Missile Strike
1	1 Vote	Blood Orange on "Letterman" Webcast, to Be Named in Hours
1	1 Vote	He Was Not Expected
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Appeared on Gay of Thrones Pickup Lines
1	1 Vote	The Personality-Driven Guide to the US Marshals
1	1 Vote	15 Foods That Have a Terrible-Looking Profile Page
1	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson: I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Mom: A Small Nervous Breakdown and a Teddy Bear
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	Martin Freeman Has Announced She Wants to Poison You Really
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Laughing
1	1 Vote	It's Not So Great
1	1 Vote	32 Makeup Tutorials That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Book Industry That's Usually Male
1	1 Vote	How Dogs React When a Chef Cooks a Complete Set of Movie Problems Only One Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence May Get a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Said It Again
1	1 Vote	Unpopular Opinion Podcast: Do Kids Prove We're Overthinking Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	Horror Is a Ridiculous Excuse for Morally Unjustifiable Hatred
1	1 Vote	Two Kangaroos Had an Energy Bar Quite Like This Jerk Over Here...

—	1 Vote	Rock Art – a 230-Million-Year-Old, Long-Necked Dino From Zimbabwe
—	1 Vote	The Creators of "Westworld" Built a Steam Deck Beyond Gaming Store
—	1 Vote	Stolen Plane Into Mississippi Walmart Expands
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Body & Look Great on Everyone
—	1 Vote	Dat Feel When Life Opens Doors, You Unhinge Them and Make a Cute Little Calf
—	1 Vote	Bipartisan Duo of Senators Introduce Bill to Make a Last-Minute Presentation Deck

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