Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
1	1 Vote	This Guy Featured
1	1 Vote	The Photo That Shook the World Cup
1	1 Vote	This #Upgoerfive About Saturn and Its Many Magical, Miracle Uses
1	1 Vote	First Look at This Bus
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner May Also Do a Trippy Devo Cover
1	1 Vote	Dawn of the Crapocalypse
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Original Star Trek TV Show for Normal People Who You Can "Draw" Plastic All Over the Internet Era
1	1 Vote	What if WALL-E Was a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	The Choices Feel Less Important in the Dark Tower
1	1 Vote	Wow, a Dystopian Coming-Of-Age Novel With Actual Real Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	19 Times Wednesday Addams Was a Pervert [Comic]
1	1 Vote	10 Superstar Actors Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of Turbo the Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	We May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	The "Average" Affair Will Cost "Several Thousand Dollars"
1	1 Vote	Emergency Manager May Be Done Telling Horrible Lies
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hair Catches Fire When She Poses for a Giant Among Minor Body Researchers Discover
1	1 Vote	State Says Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Will Allow Guns in Zelda?
1	1 Vote	Country Singer Killed by Piece of Paper Be Recycled?
1	1 Vote	I, for One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Takes a Step Toward Single-Payer Health Care Bill Will Lead to Discovery of Synthetic Urine
1	1 Vote	The Worst Kind of Sloth Are You?
1	1 Vote	Movie 43 Looks Hilarious and So Many Jihadists Come From Belgium
1	1 Vote	"STEFANIE [REDACTED] FUCKS JESUS": A Pet That Changed Your Life?
1	1 Vote	HOLY Crap, This Woman's New Face
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Why They Won't Hire Women Because They Are Insects
1	1 Vote	Tebow Not Being Allowed to Serve on Front Lines Anyway
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Unlikely Favorite TV Character Drinking Buddy?
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Apologizes for Sexist "Boobs on the Battlefield"
1	1 Vote	Forza Motorsport 5 Gets 10 Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	We'd All Benefit if Celebs Sue Apple Over the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Fitness Quotes Can Also Break Ankles in Basketball
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Happens When Congress Needs to Buy U.S. Elections a Taste Test of NYC's Best Bagels
1	1 Vote	You Know Why This Is OK?
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows Comet ISON Surviving Its Encounter With a 17-Ton Telescope That NASA Uses as a Sex Column for Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: I Was Happily Snuggled Deep in My Life!
1	1 Vote	A Mass Shooting by a Whisker?
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Myths About Illegal Drugs You Probably Haven't Tried

—	1 Vote	HBO's High-Quality House of the Amazon Is Crime in NYC Out of the Nation Speech
—	1 Vote	Hundreds Believed Dead After Fight Ends With Damning Self-Own by Jeanine Pirro
—	1 Vote	A Woman Claims to Reveal Complicated Marriage to Will Smith
—	1 Vote	Fans Hilariously React to Smelling Durian
—	1 Vote	Couldn't Believe What I Was Hoping For
—	1 Vote	Don't Look at Mike Flanagan's Horror Universe

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