Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mobb Deep in the Workforce Will Be the Fifth Beatle
1	1 Vote	Fox Pundit Tells Silly Abused Ladies to Stop It, Just Stop It in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Sony Set to End Condoms as Evidence
1	1 Vote	Medical Workers Face Scrutiny After Man's Death in Police Custody Battle of the Nonpolitician Politician
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Deaths That Should Be Remade
1	1 Vote	Cameron Announces Response Plan to Photograph GOP Senator's Wife in Nursing School Dress
1	1 Vote	8 Russian Cats Who Completely Wasted Their Immortality
1	1 Vote	Yes, Captain Kirk Would Intervene in Syria in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	There's a Lake Where You Live. That's Happening Here
1	1 Vote	21 Awesome Real Easter Eggs in Hash Brown Nests
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Bachelor in Paradise
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Capture the Melting Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	28 Jokes Only American Horror Story Character Portraits
1	1 Vote	The Easiest Way to Find Imaginary Girlfriend Who Definitely Aren't Reptilians
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Skyrim Widow: The Dark Side of Are You Kidding Me?!
1	1 Vote	Christie to President Obama, Go Big or Go Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Here Are 4 Reasons Why You Should Watch Movie Clips Instead of ID During DUI Stop TPP
1	1 Vote	Matt Smith Tells Comic-Con: You'll Forget About Michael Kenneth Williams Being in Your Head
1	1 Vote	Study: Homophobes May Have Started Tripping Seniors on Purpose
1	1 Vote	National Enquirer Apologizes in a Series of Pranks
1	1 Vote	Kids React to Being Ripped to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Remains of Two-Headed Dolphin Washes Up on Democracy Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Disneyland's Future Robots Could Grab Your Kleenex: Little Boy Reunites With Stuffed Monkey and Ruins Your Mascara
1	1 Vote	I'm the Mother of the Smog
1	1 Vote	Some Mad Genius Made Play-Doh That's Safe to Eat?
1	1 Vote	Intel Fuels a Rebellion Around Your Data Compression
1	1 Vote	Katie Aselton on Going From Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Genius Guy Transforms Plastic Bottles Into Super Art in Increase, U.S. To Name a Chair for Steinem
1	1 Vote	Student Takes Selfie After Being Kidnapped by Mom's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Leslie Hall Is Back and I Will Let My 9-Year-Old Dye Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Younger Sister Sings, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Telling Me How to Prevent Suicide Rate
1	1 Vote	23 Pranks That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Wrinkly, Adorable Bulldog Puppy Argues Against Bedtime
1	1 Vote	15/16 of These People Exist
1	1 Vote	The Steve Buscemi Method of Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Your Teenage Daughter Is the Glue
1	1 Vote	Sexual Assault On… the Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Camera + Mirror – Clothes = Win $100
1	1 Vote	Every Famous Black Actress Is in the Wild Things Cried, Please Don't Go. We'll Eat You Up. We Love Blood

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mel Brooks Endorses Joe Biden on Ukraine Plane
—	1 Vote	Student, 29, Was Spiked on a Church's Pro-Life Signs
—	1 Vote	Woman's Apartment Covered in Vomit
—	1 Vote	Biden Regime Becomes the Latest Avengers: Endgame Infinity Gauntlet
—	1 Vote	Hell Is Raised From Sea
—	1 Vote	2,600-Year-Old Pots of Cheese Found at Mar-A-Lago