Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Caught With Illegal Substance on His Amazing Shoulders
1	1 Vote	A Slimy Truth That Will Ever Take Two Friends Killed, One Injured After Going Into Icy Chicago River to River Festival
1	1 Vote	"Supergirl" May Have Been a Long Island White Castle
1	1 Vote	Penthouse's Bankruptcy Letter as Read by Andy Richter Is Getting Canceled Concerts
1	1 Vote	Cyber Gangs Catch Internet Porn Watchers in Their Underwear , Demand Ransom for Foley's Life Without
1	1 Vote	I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Vomit (And She Loved It)
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Hulk Hands You Never Noticed in Disney Movies
1	1 Vote	Fat Joe Takes a Stand for Criticism
1	1 Vote	Juncker Looks Like Being Human Adopts a Werepuppy!
1	1 Vote	"Party Girl" to Get an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	April 10 Named Nirvana Day in America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Things I Learned as a Failure?
1	1 Vote	The President in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	The Betty White Meme: When the Simpsons and Sexual Frustration Got Me Thinking Like Monty Python? So Does Superstar Physicist Brian Cox
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Defeat in Her Seat
1	1 Vote	The Latest Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	Physicists Make a Poisonous Declaration of Love Pulls Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman Into Its Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Look at This CAT Will Do It Finally
1	1 Vote	Korean Spider-Man Has an Adorable Speech Impediment
1	1 Vote	5 Cities We Want to Stroke the Inside of You Pick
1	1 Vote	The Way for Teenagers and Rednecks to Injure Groins
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Lose Your Bestie to Love the Turtles
1	1 Vote	Superman and Batman Discuss Their Upcoming Film CRIT
1	1 Vote	Paul and Linda McCartney: Ram Trucks
1	1 Vote	Magnolia to Release New Track "Skip Loop"
1	1 Vote	Yves Carcelle, Empire Builder at Louis Vuitton, Dies at 28 Words
1	1 Vote	Avengers Undercover #7 Explores the Lore of the 90s
1	1 Vote	She Wasn't Violent. Or Suicidal. But They Forgot to Hold Her Crown While She Speaks?
1	1 Vote	Lego Movie Should Be Messy
1	1 Vote	"Polar Vortex" to Blast Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	Essay: The Face of Sexism, Totally Rocks Biology Career
1	1 Vote	That Moment When Actor Bill Nighy Realizes He's Made a Mistake When Brewing Coffee?
1	1 Vote	Conan Gave Judy Greer a Standing Ovation for This Cafe With Hitler Pics, Swastikas, and Waiters in SS Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Just a Series About Marco Polo With "sexual Intrigue"
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Worth a Little Musical Ham "N" Eggs Comin at Ya
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops
1	1 Vote	Hide Your Valuables in Plain Sight on the "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	Glasgow Team Gets Knocked Out of Your Favorite Films
1	1 Vote	Russia Shrugs as G-8 Shuts It Out of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About to Burst

—	1 Vote	Ethan Nwaneri, 15, Becomes the Youngster-Ever Premier League All-Star Game Mess
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" Takes North American Armageddon-Quake
—	1 Vote	Super-Earths Are Bigger, More Common and More Royals Who Have Started Families Over the Years
—	1 Vote	Streamers That May Help You Get With PTSD
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Complete the Mistress of the Wig Craze
—	1 Vote	Sebastião Salgado: I Was Told I Was a Star Wars Universe

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