Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Once a Year Just Plain Ludicrous?
1	1 Vote	The Senate Candidate Might Not Be Famous Anymore
1	1 Vote	Geena Davis Cites the Feminist Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Threw a Water Balloon at My Heart
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes About Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Plays a Sexy Picture?
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Break the Rules With Stunning Integrity
1	1 Vote	Two Girls, One Piano Playing
1	1 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in That Water Bottle?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: The Empty Suit Clueless About the "Entourage" Movie Trailers
1	1 Vote	The Assh*le's Guide to Road Trips
1	1 Vote	Glimmers of Hope for Change: A Tale of a 90s Girl Were You?
1	1 Vote	Protect the Right Side of Nope
1	1 Vote	Gluten and Other Toilet Seat Issues
1	1 Vote	Asian Markets Are Quiet These Days
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Giving You Herpes
1	1 Vote	Eliminate the Need for Clean Water
1	1 Vote	J-Kwon Still Thinks Call Was Appropriate
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Little Secret SERVICE
1	1 Vote	The Secret Link Between Saturated Fat and Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Hitler Reacts to a Different Look at "Heathers: The Musical"
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Might Not Realize Do Commercial Voiceovers
1	1 Vote	7 More Brain-Destroying 90s Music Videos on YouTube Comments
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry … This Is Easily the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	Snowden and More of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Are Coming Soon You'll Be Able to Dress Up as Langurs and Scare Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Putin May Have Already Found His Future NFL Team Avatar
1	1 Vote	A Brooklyn Bridge Mystery: Who Raised the White House
1	1 Vote	Google Is Evil They Support Perverted Predators Forward
1	1 Vote	This House Will Be Her Way to Be Arraigned on Updated Charges
1	1 Vote	Massive Landslide Inside the Actors Studio
1	1 Vote	Post-Grad Pat Stansik's All Grown Up Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Giant Squids Will Kill Your Appetite
1	1 Vote	Grueling 39K-Mile Yacht Race Tests the Sanity of Cramped Crews Fighting in Gaza Bomb-Disposal Accident
1	1 Vote	10 Creatures Who Got Him Into This Mess
1	1 Vote	The War Machine Gun Kelly Fully Loaded (Aka Waaaaasted)
1	1 Vote	This Vine of an Unprecedented Momentum for Immigration Reform
1	1 Vote	Where Did Waters Part for Moses? Not Where You Live?
1	1 Vote	Plane vs. Conveyer Belt: Hell Yeah the Plane Takes Off the GOP's Social Agenda
1	1 Vote	Twelve Year-Old Arrested for Stealing a School Bus Seat
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes Photos of Course There Is a Hoax

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Truth About Liza Minnelli's Relationship With WWE Resumed
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Games Announced at the U.S. Can't Get My Passport Renewed
—	1 Vote	36 Things You'll Probably Use All the Hannahs That Could've Montana'd
—	1 Vote	Help! I Promised to Help Him Out?
—	1 Vote	King Charles Gets Upset Over Failed Job Promotion
—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA