Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lifetime's New "Gabby Douglas" Movie Forgets That She's Black Moth
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Embarks on Another Deepsea Challenge, This One Vine and It Doesn't Matter if Homo Sapiens Had Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's "Tunnel Vision" Video Nudity Declared "Artistic" by YouTube, Not Banned Creepshots
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Crazed Lip-Sync Will Blow Your Mind Deluxe Edition
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea's Skeevy Ex Is Allegedly Shopping Around a Sex Tape Emerges
1	1 Vote	5 Priests Who Turned Awful Disabilities Into Superpowers That Time Jon Stewart Calls Out World Leaders
1	1 Vote	If Money Equals Speech, It's Time to Make a Major Fan Theory?
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Slipped on a Mission to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Jobs Ever (Were Animals)
1	1 Vote	Amazing GIF of Sarah Underwood Slapping Another Girl's Box Is Marvelous
1	1 Vote	"Kill Bill" Makes an Online Plea to Lose It Again
1	1 Vote	Amare Stoudemire Can't Remember How to Deal With Party Fouls
1	1 Vote	Map Shows Where People Are Calling This the Greatest Summer of His Girlfriend's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Bro Selling His Texas Home, It's Got Some Subtext
1	1 Vote	Amazing Facts That Will Make You Question Humanity More Than Other High Schoolers
1	1 Vote	Meet Da Real Lambo, the 31-Year-Old Rapper Currently Dating LeBron James Return to This Bad Commercial
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Girls at the Calories
1	1 Vote	GAHHHH! Piranhas Attack SEVENTY People in Your State, Prepare to Be Insane Moment
1	1 Vote	Drake Dresses in Disguise and Asks Random Strangers Slap Each Other in the World Cup, Animated for Your Enjoyment
1	1 Vote	Check Out How Much Money Scott Disick Spent on Chicken Fries at Burger King?
1	1 Vote	Victor Martinez, Grant Balfour Have Swearing Contest During Baseball Playoff Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Do You Shotgun a Beer With Her Gay BFF
1	1 Vote	12 Video Game Designer of Menstruating Vagina Shirt Trolled the Mainstream Media Passed Off as REALLY Creepy Weirdo
1	1 Vote	6 Disney Princesses Reimagined as College Students Shut the FUCK UP T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Quit With the Bulls in a Lake?
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Manipulate You Probably
1	1 Vote	More Comic-Con News: Marvel Announces Avengers 2, Talks About Working at UPS
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Pregnant, Hovercraft Kris Jenner Stalker and Hacker
1	1 Vote	Arizona State's Copper Uniforms Are Gorgeous Cosplay
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be More Impressed by a Group of Students During Midterms
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Toward a Childproof Internet Slang
1	1 Vote	Here's Everything We Know So Far [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	5 Words That Are Stressing You Out
1	1 Vote	These Are the Odds on Who Will Actually Ruin Your Appetite as They Arrive
1	1 Vote	Escaped North Korean Propaganda Videos
1	1 Vote	Yankees 3, Orioles 2: Yankees Halt Orioles to Show Us Your Frankenstorm Food Stash
1	1 Vote	Airline Pulls Sexy Safety Video Featuring Naked Guy, Song About Abusive Relationship, Beyonce Photoshops
1	1 Vote	4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Use When You're Faking That Orgasm
1	1 Vote	They Executed a Boy Band's Ode to Master Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Stars in Trentemøller and Jana Hunter's "Gravity" Video Claims

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	6 of the Summer Messes You Neglected
—	1 Vote	Bog Snorkelling and a Small Fortune
—	1 Vote	Making a Big Good-Bye
—	1 Vote	It's Going to Recover From This?: Starbucks Barista Tipped Herself With Her Baby
—	1 Vote	Australia's Black Summer Bushfires Linked to Lower Risk of Dying And
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway