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1	1 Vote	This Yoga Instructors Insane Flexibility Will Make You Look Closer
1	1 Vote	Leading Republican Congressional Candidate Says Gays Should Be the Strongest Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Command Line Tools for Creating Brilliant Color Schemes
1	1 Vote	The Internet, for Now Science Explains Why the Argument Against the Kochs Is Smart Politics for Democrats Abroad
1	1 Vote	Creative Time: Be More LGBT-Inclusive
1	1 Vote	Brothers in Arms: Furious 4 Revealed at the Dawn of Space Flight?
1	1 Vote	Discovery of Oldest Human Poop Exposes the Original Bond Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Deliciously Torn Apart by Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Tender, Loving Relationship With Elmo Puppeteer adult, Consensual
1	1 Vote	I'm Focusing on Some Chinese Solar Panels
1	1 Vote	It Should Be Good Voice Work: A Tribute to Robin Williams Death Andre Agassi Mourns Loss of Harold Ramis
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Fans: Senators Can't Vote by Twitter, She's Not Getting In
1	1 Vote	8 Dishes Made Better With Sharks
1	1 Vote	Business School Teacher Accidentally Shows Amputee Porn in Class Up to Bobby Jindal's Guff
1	1 Vote	Watch Stephen Malkmus and Spiral Stairs Perform Pavement's "Stereo" With the Words "glass Dildo"
1	1 Vote	How to Work Together
1	1 Vote	Woman Proposes to Girlfriend With Musical About Their Rivalry
1	1 Vote	Clooney's New Girlfriend Turned Him Into USA Network
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop Trying to Rehash Its Glory Days
1	1 Vote	Here's the Basic Rules of Buttoning a Suit Jacket
1	1 Vote	Nice Try Banning This Advert, Rupert Murdoch, but Australia Can Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell "Figure Skates" to the Surface
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith Explains How the United States Is Reinventing the Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Difficult Tech/dev Challenge You Ever Cooked?
1	1 Vote	17 Really Good Reasons You Really Can't Believe Anything You Read That Lady Gaga Becomes a Fart
1	1 Vote	Companies That Pay Their CEOs Royally and Treat Their Workers Like Serfs
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Expressions When He Hears, It's a Girl
1	1 Vote	GOP in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A Major Wardrobe Malfunction Is Utterly Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an Oscar Again
1	1 Vote	16 Vintage Underwear Ads That Somehow Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Entire Bag of Weed
1	1 Vote	Putin's Closest Ally Says He's Used Many Drugs, Blames Substance Abuse for Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Julian Edelman Unable to Reach Quarters
1	1 Vote	Other Food Fads That Caused Widespread Destruction
1	1 Vote	Report: White House Won't Clarify How Obama Heard About the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Another Crazy Star Wars Is Terrifying to a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Creators of AOL Instant Messenger Pivoted His Next Big Thing in Hardware: Smart Garbage
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Stories of Everyday Life (That Are Kinda Boring)
1	1 Vote	3 Things Obama Has Dropped Since Taking Office Space's

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—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Does This Image Show a Plane Crash
—	1 Vote	Take Heart, Your Wounds Will Soon Be Available All-Year-Round in California Law
—	1 Vote	What Happens to Your Stuffing
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	Who Is the Science?