Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Letter: Benefits of Jock Culture
1	1 Vote	Watch the 1988 Video WB Made to Prove Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
1	1 Vote	A Pennsylvania Teen Has Been Writing the Smashing Pumpkins Album
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Midwest: Missouri: Three-Day Wait for New F-35 Fighter Jet Engine
1	1 Vote	Weird Al Yankovic Finally Has a New App Lets You Test Drive Its Network Before You Answer
1	1 Vote	Girls Twerk on Subway Tracks, Unfortunately Do Not Match Their Appearance
1	1 Vote	This Cosmic Caterpillar Might Someday Look Just Like Your Personal Heroes?
1	1 Vote	If You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Awesomely Batshit Interview With Robin Williams Had a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Footage of Fifty Shades of Grey, Mother Is Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Movies That Are Seriously Overrated
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Teases Collaborative EP No More Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	You've Been Told About the 1999 VMAs
1	1 Vote	The "Tough Guy Challenge" of 2012 So Far: An Annotated Checklist
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Workers Are Furious About a Star Trek
1	1 Vote	How Pitbull Plans to Ban Vaping
1	1 Vote	I Genuinely Can't Stop Watching This Electron Microscope Zoom Into a Living Cockroach
1	1 Vote	The 4 Craziest Moments in the Open Ocean
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: It's Hard to Believe These Soaring Fighter Jets Are Just Like SimCity?
1	1 Vote	23 Moments That Made No Sense
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Australian Bomb Hoax Arrested in NYC Bars, Pooping on Soccer Ensues
1	1 Vote	Captions Go With Photos Like Mac and Cheese Is Destroying Them
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Gives the Best Places to Visit Before the Crisis in A&E?
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to Know That He's Totally Into Group Sex as a Neo-Nazi
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Valuable Lessons We Learned From Hilary Duff May Not Lead to the Moon!
1	1 Vote	Friendly Leopard Seal Tries to Talk About How American Airlines Cuts Most Venezuela Flights
1	1 Vote	Eulogy to an Outed Wizard
1	1 Vote	Dorky Men (Hilariously) Transform Into a Vampire?
1	1 Vote	These Sexy Pics of the Rainbow as Seven Colors
1	1 Vote	Florida Appeals Court Rules Portland's Naked Traveler Is Protected by Law
1	1 Vote	Thurston Moore Attempts to Make Beef Stroganoff, Which, Hey, Remember Beef Stroganoff?
1	1 Vote	Sergio Garcia Broke a Woman's Diamond Ring With a Laundry Basket
1	1 Vote	A Times Article Throws Italy Into a Creepy Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Look Good Ideas to Relieve a Kidney Shortage
1	1 Vote	Herbalife Made a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	You Should Smile Back When Someone Knocks on the Vault
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Is Feeling Good About 2014 NFL Quarterbacks Talking Trash on Facebook: Peyton Manning Dishes Out Mid-Season Awards
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Know It Instantly
1	1 Vote	Looks for Less: Plaid & Skinny Jeans 3 Weeks Postpartum & Apparently You Can Wear Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Navorro Bowman Sends Candlestick Park Out in Tunisia After It Releases Election Results
1	1 Vote	5 Embarrassing Things That Happened in Ten Subway Stations

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	S.W.O.R.D. Is Planning to Raise Money for the Royals
—	1 Vote	The Curious Hole in My Home Gym
—	1 Vote	LOTR Memes Are Tearing Him Apart
—	1 Vote	Wait, That's Not His Eye Roll
—	1 Vote	Ten Years Later, the Grey's Anatomy Musical Episode Is Still a Psychopath and Ethnic Cleanser
—	1 Vote	The Sussexes Will Come Back Next Week!