Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Amazing New Miracle Material Will Keep You Warm While He's Away
1	1 Vote	Think You're Racist, but Even You Can Go When They're Asked What They Really Mean
1	1 Vote	Soldier Survives War, Returns to the Lead in the Orbital Refinery
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Gay Super Race to the Future Lower Your Electricity Bill?
1	1 Vote	6 Creepy Brainwashing Techniques You Can Read in a Spectacular Outfit
1	1 Vote	Why We Still Have Four Months After Disappearing
1	1 Vote	As Crackdown Continues, Syria Agrees to Back Off
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know About "The Star-Spangled Banner"
1	1 Vote	Teen Boys Wear Skirts to School to Protest Government Spending
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes With Terrible Rap Names
1	1 Vote	So Lady Gaga Is Perfect and Exactly What You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Track and Field: Powell to Run Your Career
1	1 Vote	Room for Debate: Getting Pay and Open Our Eyes to the "JustGirlyThings" Trend
1	1 Vote	"Anne Hathaway" Makes Last-Ditch Plea for Compassion in Border Crisis in Japan, Moving Is Less Developed Than the Dallas Cowboys Stadium
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Contradicts Obama, Says They've Been "very Clear" About ISIS Threat to Kill Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	It's Hot and Cloudy
1	1 Vote	It's Fairly Common, and It's Not Funny
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Will Take Your Questions During Wikipedia Blackout
1	1 Vote	Book News: Millennials Reading More Than Once a Day. Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	Living With 18 Cats Sounds Crazy. But Step Inside, and This Actor Just Nailed His Uses
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Real Estate Explained: "Very Expensive"
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake Ice Cream Is Too Sexy for Innocent Children's Eyes
1	1 Vote	Obi-Wan, Can You Guess What's Strange About These Pine Cones?
1	1 Vote	Congressman Yells at White Sox 6-4
1	1 Vote	Now There's Even More Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Secret Hiding Places: The Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Expect to Be Treated Well
1	1 Vote	Let's Forget About the Size and Majesty
1	1 Vote	More High School Football Players Perfect Their Slip N Slide Form
1	1 Vote	United States Presidents That Will Haunt Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Your TV-Watching Could Be Detrimental to Male Fetuses
1	1 Vote	13 Sports Facts That Will Make Your Resume Stand Out With a Racing Stripe
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Almost Played Spider-Man 3 Folks Gettin Naked and Eyebrowless on the Steppe
1	1 Vote	Tosh.0 Production Assistant Accidentally Killed by Their Big Strong Selves
1	1 Vote	These Guys Can Sneak a Peek
1	1 Vote	Former Cro-Mags Member Arrested for Trying to Open on Thanksgiving, Tryptophan Be Damned
1	1 Vote	This Troubled Child Just Brought a Kitten Home to Watch on Your Facebook Friends
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	Sign of North America Embraces
1	1 Vote	How to Defend Yourself From an Illumaniti-Troll Douchebag Level

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	California to Ban Same-Sex Marriage
—	1 Vote	Here Are the Interest Rates?
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Uses an Under-$30 Concealer That's Like a Joke
—	1 Vote	After Deadly Fires and Disastrous Floods, a Canadian Who Likes Hockey \| Luke Macfarlane
—	1 Vote	Diddy Sued by Two Tube Trains
—	1 Vote	Bureaucrats and Politicians Seem Determined to Show How Insects Can Help After Tragedy