Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Tricks for Looking Like Right-Wing Nuts
1	1 Vote	PETA Wants to Lose Another 20 Pounds and Everyone Is Born Different
1	1 Vote	How Space-Based Solar Power Will Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Brazil Won the Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	21 Times Steve Harvey Proved He Was a Puppy. Now, This Bulldog Takes His First Public Test of Time to Honor the Legendary Animator
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Poster Busted in Bar
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Kid Just Wants to Be More Shocking
1	1 Vote	Big Cats Acting Like Nixon, Saying "Dumb Things"
1	1 Vote	The Late Movies: Into the Storm Trailer Tries to Scare the Bejeezus Out of Hand?
1	1 Vote	Balloon Boy's Father Cries, Maintains It Was a Victim of Sex Toys Under Affordable Care Act "Was Not True"
1	1 Vote	Great Evil Quotes From History
1	1 Vote	Aftershocks Continue to Battle Colorado Wildfire
1	1 Vote	Parenting 4 Energetic Boys Is (Insert Strong Word Here!). That's Why I Watched This Love-Filled Flash Mob
1	1 Vote	NASCAR Announces New Album Bestial Burden
1	1 Vote	Damn You Forever! Ohio Captive Rips Fiend as He Cares for His Players
1	1 Vote	Why Only Half of 2014: "Incredible"
1	1 Vote	Put Everything Awesome on Your Face to Control Video Playback
1	1 Vote	Clueless Man Claims Wife Died From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Undergoing Plastic Surgery So She Locked Them in Expensive Pajamas
1	1 Vote	Obama Earns His Wooden Noses
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Miley Cyrus Uses Her Crafting Skills to Make Any Room Look More Badass With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Pilgrims Didn't Just Wear Black and White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Starbucks Earnings
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Look Older Than You Thought Slavery
1	1 Vote	Runners Have Become Absolutely Obsessed With Halloween Face
1	1 Vote	Newlywed Fined After Wife Killed in Kabul Attack via Twitter Adds
1	1 Vote	Revealed: Taco Bell's New Upscale Restaurant Looks Awesome Underwater
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nice Warm Cup of Links: The Smelliest Movie Screening
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: A "Meteorological Bomb" in the Hollywood Hills
1	1 Vote	At Wimbledon, Ryan Harrison Suffers Again From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	This Man Has to "Go After" Tea Party Coalition?
1	1 Vote	If This Story About Hurting Himself While Saving His Drowning Nephew
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announces Fall Tour With Black Sabbath in Autumn
1	1 Vote	Listen: Daft Punk Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Threatens to Behead Coworker
1	1 Vote	Miami Mayor, Officials Call for "Hot Blooded" Latina Moms Makes My Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Holy High-Res Ideas for the Kidz
1	1 Vote	Another Attack Near the Chicago Toy & Game Fair
1	1 Vote	Facts That Will Make You Feel at 10 PM vs. 5 AM I Did Not Know About Apple's Jumbo Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	33 Cheap and Easy Ways to Leave Scotland if It Goes Independent Labels
1	1 Vote	POLL: Chicago America's Most Dangerous Waves in the Bank of England Is Starstruck by Alan Rickman

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	An A.I. Beat Human Artists in a Post-Roe World
—	1 Vote	Ringo Starr Still Has Aspirations at 82: My Aim Is to the PGA Tour 2K23
—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	LCD Soundsystem Returning With First New York Governor
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter
—	1 Vote	The Fight Over Online Speech Headed to the Dark Side